Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

So I'm curious. How many of you guys actually have a real Dracula where you come from? I mean an actual vampire Dracula, the warlord with the disturbing impaling fetish doesn't count. And no, Nosferatu doesn't count either. That was a blatant ripoff.

Also, if you do have a real Dracula, what's he like? Is he kind of a dope, like some of the movies make him out, or is he just as scary as his rep makes him out?

One of the guests, in what I think was meant to be an altruistic gesture, bought me a copy of the next two games in the franchise that I'm from.

I'm not in them, but my brother and Leon are. Part of me kind of wants to try them. But the rest of me knows better. At least better than to do it alone.

If one more person asks me to float things around the room, or flicker the lights, or ask anything that involves rabbits, doves or scarves, I'm going to scream.

Also my manager is gone. So since I'm back to running that place on my own, I'm thinking I should just apply for the manager position, since I'm the only person who actually knows this place now.

Also, guests? You need to stop asking if I'm in love with Damon. I'd rather gouge out my eyes.

I don't suppose anyone here is willing to teach me some sort of martial arts, or some sort of self defense? Anything? I don't really have a whole lot of cash, but I can pay some. I have no idea if we're allowed to take part in the classes.

So, seriously, who wants to pimp my golf cart? I'm tired of it looking like all the other golf carts. That tan color is sooooooooooo boring. I was thinking maybe pink with some purple and blue flowers.

If I can't have flowers, can I at least have a cd player? I guesssssss I could settle for a tape player, but who the heck listens to TAPES anymore?

And... can I have one of the papers that describes my job? I'm not required to actually CARRY the golf hitter things, am I? I mean, the bag comes up to my shoulders, and weighs almost twice as much as me. I'm not exactly Arnold Schwarzenegger - I can't carry crap like that! I'll drive them around, that I don't really care about... but if I'm going to have to CARRY their things too? Well, we're going to have to talk about finding me some other kind of job.... because I can't carry those things!