| The 37 Days of Gusmas |
[Jan. 1st, 2013|12:18 pm] |
Hello. I am Rebel, the dog of ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) xie_xie_xie (not her real name). I've been in heaven. Have you missed me?
I am very sorry this is a few minutes late, but we don't really have time in heaven, so sometimes I lose track of earth time.
This is my new Christmas story about Rage the kitten, who is now a cat. I hope you like it very much. Thank you to xie_xie_xie who, despite using a false name, is a very good typist.
There are 37 drabbles, in order.
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas |
[Jan. 1st, 2010|09:34 pm] |
Title: Rage the Kitten Grows Up, Parts 29-54
Author: Rebel
Prompts: Christmas Eve, Christmas night, Kwanzaa, Bells, Image of hands reaching towards stars, Silent night, Should auld acquaintance be forgot?, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day
Note: This is the final installment of this story. I wanted to finish it in exactly 37 drabbles but xie_xie_xie (not her real name) said now that I'm in heaven, rules don't apply to me, so I added more at the end until it was done, all with the prompt "New Year's Day." I hope you have liked this story about Rage the kitten and Justin and Brian and the snow, even if I did have Justin get hit by a car. Happy New Year!
( Rage the Kitten Grows Up, Parts 29-54... ) |
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas |
[Dec. 31st, 2009|04:40 pm] |
Title: Rage the Kitten Grows Up, parts 24-28
Author: Rebel
Prompts: Home for the holidays; Yes, Gus, there is a Santa Claus; Solstice; Air travel graphic; All wrapped up
Note: Part 1 is here, and the rest are linked as you go along
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas |
[Dec. 27th, 2009|08:28 pm] |
Title: Rage the Kitten Grows Up, Parts 15-23
Author: Rebel
Prompts: Cooking, Hanukkah, Lights, Candle image, Ghosts of Christmas past, Shopping, Christmas is for children, Blizzard image, Blue Christmas image
Notes: Part 1 is here, and the rest of the parts are linked from there so you can follow along from the beginning.
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas: Rage the kitten grows up, parts 9-14 |
[Dec. 2nd, 2009|10:49 am] |
Title: Rage the kitten grows up, parts 9-14
Author: Rebel
Prompts: Image of gift and credit cards; Fireplace; Our gay apparel; No such thing as angels; Christmas tree image; Frost
Notes: Part 1 is here. Part 2 (Hungry!) is here. Parts 3-8 are here.
( Rage the kitten grows up, parts 9-14 ) |
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas: Rage the kitten grows up, parts 3-8 |
[Dec. 1st, 2009|03:51 pm] |
Title: Rage the kitten grows up, parts 3-8
Prompts: First snow; Holidays on ice; Bah humbug; Ski photo; Tis the season; Joy to the World
Notes: Part 1 is here. Part 2 (Hungry!) is here.
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas: Hungry! |
[Dec. 1st, 2009|09:37 am] |
Title: Hungry!
Author: Rebel
Prompt: Stuffed
"I'm hungry." Justin's stomach rumbled to underscore his point.
Brian grunted without opening his eyes. "You know where the kitchen is."
Justin rolled over and poked Brian's shoulder. "And what will I find there?"
Brian pulled a pillow over his face.
Justin laughed and got up. As he entered the kitchen, Rage meowed from the counter.
"I know. Yesterday we stuffed ourselves sick at Deb's, stuffed you on leftovers, and today it's…" he opened the refrigerator… "fat-free cream cheese and lettuce."
"Meeeeeewwwwww," said Rage, piteously.
Justin ran his hand down his cat's sleek back, and picked up his car keys.Continued here... |
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| The 37 Days of Gusmas: Rage the kitten grows up |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|09:16 am] |
Hello, this is Rebel. This is my first drabble since I went to heaven, because it took a long time to get xie_xie_xie (not her real name) to stop crying and start typing.
She was always a little slow about typing, to tell the truth.
She has been very sad and while even before she was sad she was, as I said, slow, and also sometimes took me to the veterinarian, I love her anyway and decided to write a new story about Rage the kitten to make her happy again.
Although now Rage is actually a cat.
So here is my first new Rage drabble. Happy Thanksgiving!
PS, heaven is very nice but I do miss all of you. And please stop xie_xie_xie from being sad and write lots and lots of drabbles.
Sincerely,
Rebel
( Rage the kitten grows up (Part 1) ) |
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| Challenge # 105: Icon inspiration |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|08:12 pm] |
Title: Stalking the Wild Pizza, in two parts; the latest in the "Rage!Kitten" series that begins here.
Author: Rebel
Prompt: Rage was confused, from vl_redreign
Condom: 2 to Justin
Icon:
( Stalking the Wild Pizza... ) |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 9th, 2008|04:14 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, 22-29 (Part 1 starts here and is linked after that)
Author: Rebel
Condoms: Eight for Justin
Author's Notes: This is the end of this story. Thank you for reading, and to xie_xie_xie (not her real name as you know) for typing
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 9th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, 17-21 (Part 1 starts here then follow the links)
Author: Rebel
Condoms: Five to Justin
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 9th, 2008|01:37 pm] |
Title: Rimshot 12-16 (Part one is here and the rest links along)
Author: Rebel
Condoms: Five to Justin
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 8th, 2008|12:46 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, 8-11 (Part One is here and the rest link as you go along)
Author: Rebel
Condoms: 4 to Justin
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 4th, 2008|08:38 pm] |
Title: Rimshot 5-7 (Part one is here)
Author: Rebel
Condoms: 3 to Justin
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 3rd, 2008|10:20 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, 4 (Part 1 is here)
Author: Rebel
Condom: Justin
Justin was picking up the ball when he felt someone standing behind him. He felt a moment's alarm, then laughed as Brian's arms wrapped around him.
Brian laughed against his ear. "Now you know what rimming is."
Justin turned to face him. "Did you see?"
"I saw. Nice shot."
Justin grinned. "Michael says you're almost as good as Ben."
Brian pulled back, a look of horror on his face. "Almost as good? Love really is blind."
"Well," Justin said, slipping his arm around Brian's waist as Brian looped his over Justin's shoulders, "if you played, you'd show them, wouldn't you?"Continued here. |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 3rd, 2008|07:49 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, Part 3 (Part 1 is here)
Author: Rebel
Condom: Justin
Brian checked the time, and frowned. Justin had said he'd be back "soon, I just want to try a few more throws." That was two hours ago; now, it was almost dark.
Half an hour later, Brian slammed his laptop shut and ran down the stairs to the street. Half a block away, in the half-twilight, Justin was standing on the free throw line, staring at the basket, ball held lightly in his hands.
Brian watched from across the street as the ball flew through the air and rolled twice around the rim and then dropped quietly through the net.Continued here. |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 3rd, 2008|06:03 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, Part 2 (Part 1 is here)
Author: Rebel
Condom: Justin
Brian finished checking email on his Blackberry, ignoring the encouraging sounds Ben made whenever Michael or Justin got the ball anywhere near the basket or it rolled around the rim for any length of time before falling to the ground.
Michael threw himself onto the bench next to Brian while Ben showed Justin the proper stance for a free-throw. "You could be a little more supportive, you know."
Brian shrugged. "I taught Justin everything he needs to know about rimming back when he was in high school."
Michael laughed. "Good thing Ben's here to teach him the parts you missed."Continued here. |
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| Challenge # 73: Rimming |
[Jul. 3rd, 2008|05:20 pm] |
Title: Rimshot, Part 1
Author: Rebel
Condom: Justin
Justin threw the ball, and one more time it ricocheted off the rim.
Michael sighed. Brian laughed. Ben picked up the ball and patted Justin's shoulder. "That was a lot better."
Justin shoved a hand through his hair. "I'm never going to be good enough in time for the game." He looked at Ben with troubled eyes. "And the hospice really needs the money we'll raise if we win."
"Look at it this way," Brian said from the sidelines. "At least you're better than Mikey."
"Hey!" Ben and Michael said in unison.
"At least I'm playing," Michael added. "Unlike you."Continued here. |
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| Challenge #69: Season Three |
[Jun. 10th, 2008|08:58 pm] |
Title: Dumpster Kitty
Author: Rebel
Condom: Brian
Author's notes: This is a post-310 AU. Thank you to xie_xie_xie (not her real name) for typing. But I feel sad I cannot give the condom to Justin because I always give it to Justin, that's what I was taught. Justin always gets the condom. I don't know why that rule is changed. It makes me sad. So I had to comfort myself by having Justin save a kitten.
Dumpster Kitty
By Rebel
Before the shock of a strong hand gripping his arm had even faded, Justin knew it was Brian. Justin let his hot mouth drive the cold away.
Brian pulled back, and Justin tensed. But Brian just took the glue-covered paintbrush from him, and reached resolutely into Justin’s bag of posters.
“What the fuck…?” Brian pulled his hand back, confused at the sharp little claw marks on his wrist.
Justin cleared his throat. “I found a kitten under the dumpster, and it’s so cold… I figured I’d keep her in my bag and drop her at the shelter when I was done.” |
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| Challenge # 47: Icons |
[Jan. 15th, 2008|05:23 pm] |
Author: Rebel
Challenge: For this icon:
Author's Notes: This is the continuation of my puppy drabbles series in which I fix the Season Five breakup arc by having Justin get a puppy, based on my meta here. The series started here and is linked as you go along.
Condoms: 4 to Justin
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| Out of challenge: Conclusion of Christmas Lights |
[Dec. 22nd, 2007|04:57 pm] |
Title: Christmas Lights 14-21
Author: Rebel
Warning: Angst and veterinarians
Timeline: Post-513
Author's notes: A continuation of the series that began with "Justin Saves a Kitten." Parts 1-5 are here. Parts 6-9 are here. There are 12 drabbles in this final part, but this conclusion is out of challenge so there are no condoms.
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| Challenge #43: Christmas lights |
[Dec. 19th, 2007|01:12 pm] |
Title: Christmas Lights 10-13
Author: Rebel
Warning: Angst and veterinarians
Timeline: Post-513
Author's notes: A continuation of the series that began with "Justin Saves a Kitten." Parts 1-5 are here. Parts 6-9 are here. There are four more drabbles in this post, and each condom goes to Justin.
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| Challenge #43: Christmas lights |
[Dec. 15th, 2007|06:48 pm] |
Title: Christmas Lights 6-9
Author: Rebel
Warning: Angst and veterinarians
Timeline: Post-513
Author's notes: A continuation of the series that began with "Justin Saves a Kitten." Parts 1-5 are here. There are four drabbles here and each condom goes to Justin.
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| Challenge #43: Christmas lights |
[Dec. 14th, 2007|12:06 am] |
Challenge: Christmas Lights
Author: Rebel
Warning: Angst and veterinarians
Timeline: Post-513
Author's Note: The continuation of my drabble series about Rage the kitten, which began with "Justin Saves a Kitten." There are five drabbles here, and each condom will go to Justin.
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| Challenge #41: Justin's hoody |
[Dec. 6th, 2007|05:17 pm] |
Since no one changed the challenge yet, ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) xie_xie_xie (not her real name) said I should come post my hoody kitten drabble and give the condom to Justin.
Author: Rebel
Title: Good Morning
Condom: Justin
Good Morning
By Rebel
Brian had worked all night on the account the new (now fired) account exec had fucked up. There was coffee next to his hand, and Justin’s backside disappearing out the door of the media room.
“Hey!”
Justin turned. “I’m taking Rage to his vet appointment.”
Brian squinted. “Why the fuck are you wearing that thing? I didn’t even know you still had it.”
Justin grinned. “It’s the perfect shirt.”
As Brian regarded his partner over the edge of the coffee cup, Rage poked his little head out of the pocket of the hoody and gave Brian a revoltingly cheerful “Meow.”
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| Challenge # 37: Stephen Colbert |
[Nov. 7th, 2007|12:05 pm] |
Title: What's Wrong with Justin, 2
Author: Rebel
Timeline: This is the latest in my ongoing series of post-513 kitten drabbles about the kitten named Rage. It begins here, with "Justin Saves a Kitten."
Condom: Justin
What's Wrong with Justin, 2
By Rebel
Brian frowned at the kitten. “Why aren’t you glued to Justin as usual?”
Rage meowed sharply, jumped down, and looked at Brian over his shoulder before stalking off, tail in the air.
Brian laughed and followed him to the dark bedroom. He knelt next to Justin and kissed his shoulder. Rage purred on the pillow.
Justin groaned and buried his face in his arms. “You’re ganging up on me.”
“You’re pouting.” Brian kissed him again. Rage purred more loudly.
Justin rolled over and looked into Brian’s eyes. “It’s my favorite show.”
Brian nodded. “We’ll try again. I promise.”
Rage purred.The series continues here... |
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| Challenge # 37: Stephen Colbert |
[Nov. 7th, 2007|12:00 pm] |
Title: What's Wrong with Justin, 1
Author: Rebel
Timeline: This is the latest in my ongoing series of post-513 kitten drabbles about the kitten named Rage. It begins here, with "Justin Saves a Kitten."
Condom: Justin
What's Wrong with Justin, 1
By Rebel
Justin had gone up to bed as soon as Animal Precinct was over. He refused to watch either the Daily Show or the Colbert Report, which were in reruns anyway due to the writers’ strike.
Brian had argued with him, pointing out that Stewart was paying the writers during the strike and Justin should watch the shows for political reasons if nothing else. Justin just snorted and gone upstairs.
Brian was at the computer when he heard a small sound and felt the brush of fur against his bare feet.
Rage leaped lightly onto his lap, and tipped his head.Continued here.... |
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| Challenge # 37: Stephen Colbert |
[Nov. 7th, 2007|11:55 am] |
Title: What's Wrong with Justin?
Author: Rebel
Timeline: This is the latest in my ongoing series of post-513 kitten drabbles about the kitten named Rage. It begins here, with "Justin Saves a Kitten."
Condom: Justin
What's Wrong with Justin?
By Rebel
Brian came into the media room and sat at his computer. Justin barely glanced at him, his feet on the coffee table, his eyes on the television, his hand absently stroking Rage’s head.
Brian frowned. “Look… stop sulking. You should have known if you brought a cat…”
“Kitten,” Justin corrected him sharply.
“Kitten into the Comedy Central studio that they’d throw us out.”
Justin continued sulking and watching the show on Animal Planet.
Brian sighed and went back to his computer.
Rage nestled his head into Justin’s chest, and woke up just enough to wonder why his person was upset.Continued here... |
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| Challenge # 37: Stephen Colbert |
[Nov. 5th, 2007|11:25 pm] |
Title: The Word
Author: Rebel
Timeline: This is the latest in my ongoing series of post-513 kitten drabbles about the kitten named Rage. It begins here, with "Justin Saves a Kitten."
Condom: Justin
The Word
By Rebel
Brian and Justin settled into their seats in the studio audience of the Colbert Report. Brian pretended not to care and to only be there for Justin’s sake. Justin rolled his eyes because whenever he watched the show, Brian always “had to” do something on the computer in the media room.
Brian was very transparent.
“America,” said Colbert, “has always been obsessed with one thing above all else, and that thing is tonight’s word, and the word is…”
“Meow.” Rage poked his head out of Justin’s jacket.
Brian put his head in his hands. “You didn’t.”
Justin smiled. “I did.”Continued here... |
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| Challenge # 34: Scary Movies |
[Oct. 11th, 2007|09:32 pm] |
Title: At the Movies
Author: Rebel
Condom: xie_xie_xie (not her real name) said I have to give it to Emmett but I'm tired of her telling me what to do, so it's for Justin.
Author's notes: This is the latest in my ongoing series of post-513 kitten drabbles about the kitten named Rage. It begins here, with "Justin Saves a Kitten."
At the Movies
By Rebel
“This is the scary part,” Brian whispered.
Justin nodded. “I know. We’ve seen it four times already.”
Brian sighed. “It’s a classic, Justin.”
“Shhhhhhh,” hissed someone from behind them.
Just then, blood, guts, and alien protoplasm exploded all over the screen. Justin’s fingers dug into Brian’s leg, and he buried his face in his shoulder. In the silence that filled the theater after the alien eruption, Rage’s tiny “meow” echoed loudly.
Brian looked at Justin. “You didn’t.”
Justin smiled at his kitten, who was poking his head out to see what all the noise had been about. “Yeah. I did.”Continued here... |
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| Challenge # 32: Eating Out |
[Sep. 29th, 2007|10:30 pm] |
Title: At the Fancy Restaurant
Author: hounded
Condom: Justin
Author's Note: I was informed by legal counsel that the previous drabble violated the challenge because they ate at the diner. xie_xie_xie (not her real name) said I needed to write one that counted so Justin could get the condom. I do not understand why everyone wants Justin to have a condom when they taste nasty, but if I spent all my time trying to understand human beings I wouldn’t have time to write.
At the Fancy Restaurant
By Rebel
Brian and Justin walked into the first Zagat-listed restaurant in Pittsburgh.
Justin kept his down jacket on.
Brian frowned. “Why the fuck are you wearing your jacket?”
“I’m cold.”
“It’s not even that cold outside.”
Just then, a snooty waiter appeared. Justin ordered a cheeseburger, and Brian ordered Salad Nicoise with the dressing on the side.
A little later, the waiter returned with two cheeseburgers. Justin was taking a bite of his when he realized Brian was staring at him. “What?”
“You didn’t…”
Justin looked down. Rage’s head was poking out from his jacket.
Justin grinned. “Oh. Yeah. I did.”Continued here. |
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| Challenge # 32: Eating Out |
[Sep. 29th, 2007|07:18 pm] |
Title: At the Diner
Author: hounded
Warnings: None
Author's Note: The latest in my post-513 kitten drabble series which begins with Justin Saves a Kitten.
Condom: As long as it's still not something to eat, it goes to Justin.
Brian slid into the booth. He picked up the menu, and raised his eyebrow at Justin. “Why the fuck are you still wearing your coat?”
Justin shrugged. “I’m cold.”
“It’s not even cold enough for a down jacket outside.”
Just then Debbie came up. Justin ordered a cheeseburger. Brian ordered a salad.
Debbie came back a little later with two cheeseburgers. Justin was taking a bite of his burger when he realized Brian was staring at him. “What?”
“You didn’t…”
Justin looked down. Rage’s head was sticking out of the opening in his jacket.
Justin grinned. “Oh. Yeah. I did.”An alternate version of this drabble is here. |
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| Challenge # 30: 216-220 |
[Sep. 19th, 2007|05:38 pm] |
This is the conclusion of my post-216 AU kitten drabble series, where Brian finds a kitten in the alley on his way home from not buying roses, which begins here. Please read them in order or this won't make sense.
My typist xie_xie_xie (not her real name) says this is a fix-it fic and that's very bad, but I don't care. It could have happened like this. Kittens have mysterious powers. Just ask them.
Here are the final five drabbles. All condoms to Justin.
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| Challenge #30: 216-220 |
[Sep. 19th, 2007|04:40 pm] |
This is the fourth through fifteenth sixteenth parts of my post-216 AU kitten drabble series that begins here. I am almost done... there are 13 drabbles here. All 13 condoms go to Justin.
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| Challenge # 30: 216-220 |
[Sep. 18th, 2007|11:48 pm] |
This is the third in my post-216 AU in which Brian finds a kitten in the alley right after he doesn't buy Justin roses. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here.
Justin can have the condom. I don't want it.
Thank you to xie_xie_xie (not her real name) for typing this.
Welcome
By Rebel
Justin sat on the sofa, the kitten asleep on his lap. Brian was at the computer, probably Googling “kittens.”
Daphne’s family had a cat, so he’d phoned her for advice. She’d made an emergency delivery of food, litter, and a decidedly non-designer litterbox. Brian regarded it with horror, but the kitten had used it with relief. And then ate the entire can of food.
Justin stroked her dirty fur, wondering what had made Brian bring her home.
After a while he fell asleep, his arms curled protectively around the kitten.
Brian put a blanket over him, and went to bed.Continued here... |
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| Challenge #30: 216-220 |
[Sep. 18th, 2007|10:17 pm] |
This is the sequel to my post-216 AU kitten drabble, which is here. This series begins after Brian is on his way home from not buying the roses at the end of 216, and he finds a kitten in the alley.
The kitten condom is for Justin.
Warm
By Rebel
Brian drove home, one hand on the kitten to keep her from shaking. When he opened the door to the loft, he wondered what fucking influence the lesbians had on Justin that he was listening to classical music.
Justin stared, a strange expression on his face. Brian just stood there, the kitten against his chest, cradled in his hand.
Justin came over. “What….”
Brian shrugged. “It’s a kitten.”
Justin stroked her, and with his hand resting over her, and Brian’s beneath her, for the first time in a very, very long time, she felt warm. And safe.
So she purred.
Part 3 is here... |
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| Challenge # 30: 216-220 |
[Sep. 13th, 2007|09:27 pm] |
Tonight xie_xie_xie (not her real name) was crying because Brian didn't buy some roses. Roses would have died and they were stupid anyway. He should have gotten Justin a kitten. This is just a fantasy, though, so the best I can do is given Justin a condom.
What if… a 216 kitten drabble
By Rebel
As he passed the alley, Brian couldn’t believe he’d almost bought those lesbian roses. Then he saw a kitten, her back arched, hissing at a big cat near a dumpster.
“Hey!” The cat bolted, but the kitten, who’d been hungry and cold ever since her mother died, simply curled up right where she was and prepared to be killed by the monster looming over her.
Brian picked her up and felt her trembling. He’d told Justin he couldn’t have a cat in the loft. Fuck knew what she’d do to his Italian leather sofa.
Brian kept walking towards the Jeep.Continued here... |
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| Rage Sleeps |
[Sep. 12th, 2007|08:50 pm] |
Hello, this is Rebel.
This is my next kitten drabble. It was written for Morgan, the dog of brianslave68, who requested a sequel to "Justin Names His Kitten" in which the kitten sleeps on Brian's chest. So I wrote that.
It's not on the right subject so I can't give a condom which I don't mind because condoms taste nasty. I mean, I heard they do.
Rage Sleeps
By Rebel
Justin sat at the kitchen table with the kitten asleep on his lap, frowning. He didn’t want to disturb little Rage, but he needed to go buy cat litter and supplies.
He carefully got up, cradling Rage against his chest while he walked upstairs to the bedroom. Brian was sound asleep, his lips parted, a very quiet wheeze from his deviated septum the only sound in the room.
Brian didn’t move when Justin placed the sleeping kitten on his chest. After Justin had slipped out, he carefully opened one eye, smiled a very small smile, and went back to sleep.Continued here or possibly here... both, really. |
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| Justin Names His Kitten |
[Sep. 4th, 2007|04:53 pm] |
Hello this is Rebel. This is my sequel to my “Justin Rescues a Kitten” drabble that I wrote at the request of happier_bunny. She asked me not to write this one but I can’t help it. It's not about the theme of NC-17 because it's rated G so I can't give a condom.
Also, the prequel xie_xie_xie wrote to my kitten drabbles is not canon. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Rebel
Justin Names His Kitten
By Rebel
The kitten leapt from Justin’s arms to the kitchen counter. He purred while he ate the chicken Justin gave him, and rubbed softly against Justin’s hand when he was done.
Brian leaned against the refrigerator, drinking a beer. “Feed him and he’ll never leave.”
Justin picked the kitten up. “Maybe I don’t want him to.” He smiled down at the tiny cat. “What’s your name, little guy?”
“Christ.” Brian looked disgusted, slammed down the beer and stomped out.
The kitten reached up and swatted Justin’s hand. Justin looked down at the tiny animal, smiling. “I think I’ll call you… Rage.”Continued here |
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| Drabble: Justin Saves a Kitten |
[Aug. 31st, 2007|04:47 pm] |
Hello, this is Rebel.
I intended to drabble for this week’s challenge, but it’s NC-17 and I feel that pornography written by a hound about humans is a perversity perhaps even InsaneJournal isn’t ready for. Also my typist xie_xie_xie expressed her unwillingness to channel what I might come up with.
I have been asked by happier_bunny to write a drabble about Justin saving a kitten. It is not NC-17 but here it is.
I understand by not writing for the challenge I don’t get to give away a condom. That’s okay because I finally figured out what those are and I really do think humans are more peculiar than most dogs know.
Justin Saves a Kitten
By Rebel
Brian frowned. “It’ll come down when it gets hungry.”
Justin glared down from the tree branch. “Or freeze. Or get snatched by… by…”
“An eagle?” Brian laughed.
“Or fall and break its leg.”
“Cats can fall without hurting themselves.”
Justin ignored him. “Here, kitty kitty…”
“Who’d have ever thought,” Brian said sadly. “Justin Taylor, begging for pussy.”
Justin didn’t even breathe as the kitten, trembling, let him scoop him into his arms. “Fuck you,” he said, beaming down at Brian with his happiest smile.
Brian hid his laughter, and held out his hand to help Justin jump to the ground.Continued here |
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