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hounded (hounded) wrote in qaf_drabbles,
@ 2007-09-04 16:53:00

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author: hounded/rebel, author: xie_xie_xie, outside of challenge

Justin Names His Kitten
Hello this is Rebel. This is my sequel to my “Justin Rescues a Kitten” drabble that I wrote at the request of happier_bunny. She asked me not to write this one but I can’t help it. It's not about the theme of NC-17 because it's rated G so I can't give a condom.

Also, the prequel xie_xie_xie wrote to my kitten drabbles is not canon. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Rebel

Justin Names His Kitten
By Rebel

The kitten leapt from Justin’s arms to the kitchen counter. He purred while he ate the chicken Justin gave him, and rubbed softly against Justin’s hand when he was done.

Brian leaned against the refrigerator, drinking a beer. “Feed him and he’ll never leave.”

Justin picked the kitten up. “Maybe I don’t want him to.” He smiled down at the tiny cat. “What’s your name, little guy?”

“Christ.” Brian looked disgusted, slammed down the beer and stomped out.

The kitten reached up and swatted Justin’s hand. Justin looked down at the tiny animal, smiling. “I think I’ll call you… Rage.”

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	not_yet_defined 2007-09-05 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Also, the prequel xie_xie_xie wrote to my kitten drabbles is not canon. Thank you. oh Rebel, you slay me. And Drabble was wonderful too, poor fucked Brian. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-05 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Dear not yet defined, Thank you very much. But no one fucks Brian in my drabble. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_yet_defined 2007-09-05 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Dear Rebel, Sorry for my vulgar language. Fuck does not always equal sex when used by people. It just means that Brian doesn't stand a chance when it comes to justin. offers you candied walnuts by way of apology for my bad language (Reply to this) (Parent)

	secretsolitaire 2007-09-05 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha, poor Brian. Justin is totally going to get his way on this one. Something tells me, though, that the kitten just might grow on Brian eventually. :-) Nice work as always, Rebel! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. Yes, kittens have many devious tricks they use to lull poor unsuspecting humans into keeping them around. It's very wrong. At leasts dogs are useful. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	plasticine_star 2007-09-05 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Rage the kitty? yup brilliant (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! I thought it was a good name. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flashfly 2007-09-05 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're good, Rebel! Do you like chicken too? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I do, but I promise I never eat parrot. Please say hello to Mango for me. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashfly 2007-10-06 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Rebel, Mango called today and I relayed your salutation. He wants me to tell you that if there's ever an end-of-the-world scenario in which you find yourselves together, starving, and on your last legs, you can eat him after he dies to survive another day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xie_xie_xie 2007-10-07 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Rebel said to tell you that was so amazing, it was like Ted and Emmett on the Liberty Ride. He said Mango is a true, true friend forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vl_redreign 2007-09-05 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Rage-kitty! I like it!! And don't mind your human. She's...she just needs a hug. Or a lick. Whatever you wanna do. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I gaze at her adoringly. She's easy. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whatthefuckbenj 2007-09-05 11:32 am UTC (link)
	“Feed him and he’ll never leave.” Brian's speaking from experience here ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I think Brian has shown he knows whereof he speaks. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	herefordroad 2007-09-05 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	well done, rebel! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! I like writing drabbles. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happier_bunny 2007-09-05 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Rebel, how I love you. Rage is the perfect name for Justin's kitten. ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, laywer!Bunny! Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	testdog65 2007-09-06 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Rebel, your grasp of characterization is amazing. ~Ellen (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Dear Ellen, Thank you. I've seen the episodes many many many many many many many times. Many. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brianslave68 2007-09-06 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Rebel, Very nice drabble. I hope in the sequel the kitten sleeps on Brian's chest! Love, Morgan (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Dear Morgan, Thank you for writing. You are a fine dog with good taste in fiction. I shall write the sequel especially for you. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rebeccama 2007-09-07 02:56 am UTC (link)
	snort The kitten reached up and swatted Justin’s hand. Justin looked down at the tiny animal, smiling. “I think I’ll call you… Rage.” Aww. That is almost romantic in an odd way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hounded 2007-09-13 01:48 am UTC (link)
	It is a beautiful story of the ~~kitten~~ love. Sincerely, Rebel (Reply to this) (Parent)

	morgan_is_randy 2008-12-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	OMFG! Rage, yeah... nice and cuddly but will swat at Justin when prompted. :) Fantastic! Morgan (Reply to this)