Challenge # 32: Eating Out Title: At the Fancy Restaurant Author: hounded Condom: Justin Author's Note: I was informed by legal counsel that the previous drabble violated the challenge because they ate at the diner. xie_xie_xie (not her real name) said I needed to write one that counted so Justin could get the condom. I do not understand why everyone wants Justin to have a condom when they taste nasty, but if I spent all my time trying to understand human beings I wouldn’t have time to write.
At the Fancy Restaurant By Rebel
Brian and Justin walked into the first Zagat-listed restaurant in Pittsburgh.
Justin kept his down jacket on.
Brian frowned. “Why the fuck are you wearing your jacket?”
“I’m cold.”
“It’s not even that cold outside.”
Just then, a snooty waiter appeared. Justin ordered a cheeseburger, and Brian ordered Salad Nicoise with the dressing on the side.
A little later, the waiter returned with two cheeseburgers. Justin was taking a bite of his when he realized Brian was staring at him. “What?”
“You didn’t…”
Justin looked down. Rage’s head was poking out from his jacket.