Prideview Random

I never thought I’d be the one saying this but I’m bored.

Brennan, sweetie, I don’t suppose there’s any chance of a case is there? Or maybe a chance of a night out? I promise that we won’t get dosed with meth this time!

So I've decided I'm staying, at least for the foreseeable future, so I'm thinking I should probably like get a job or something. Do something productive. I got straight As in my A-Levels and I really like doing creative things, writing, sewing that kind of thing.

So does anyone know of any jobs going nearby? I don't mind if it's just like trainee type stuff, I just need something to do.

That was the shortest vacation I think I've ever taken. Okay, I lied. That was the only vacation I've ever taken. In the microscopically compact list of vacations, I think that might've also won for the best.

But. Heigh ho, it's back to work, I go.. Will the joy never cease?

You know, I'm really not digging this whole "happy community" scene. I mean, clearly Mr. Rogers has taken the time out of his busy schedule in that puppet show in the sky to come down and make Prideview one beautiful place.

Kudos, really. I'm sure all those quaint little Scoobies are just swarming the guest list.

Oh! And speaking off- Buffy. It's been way too long. We should do lunch. You know, when you're done grieving over the lost chance of doing Angel.

Hellooooooooooo, New York.

Miss me? And Timmy, dude, you still owe me those waffles, you loser.

And FINALLY- my sister Sally's coming. And she is one hot little mama, that will probably be in need of a few dates... So! Any takers? I have pictures. Of her in bikinis. In the case you're feeling that this is all one big plot for ME to find a date.

Like, I even need this thing to get one of you? Puh-lease.

We should go out on a real date.

The kind where I pay.