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River.

I know we have not gone on a date yet and I am sorry. To make up for it, I built you a housecleaning robot.

I never thought I’d be the one saying this but I’m bored.

Brennan, sweetie, I don’t suppose there’s any chance of a case is there? Or maybe a chance of a night out? I promise that we won’t get dosed with meth this time!

Okay. I'm going to count to five. Not six, not seven. Five. And if this doesn't make even the tiniest bit of sense? There will be severe consequences.

Presumably involving some sort of firearm.

Not that I want anyone to die?

But if I don't get a new case soon, I might expire of boredom.

You know, I'd really like to know before someone transfers me to another city in the middle of the night without my consent.

I'm very sure that this is illegal...and I know I didn't have enough to drink last night to warrant me purchasing a plane ticket while intoxicated.

Last night was actually...fun. Thank you for inviting me along, Angela.

Though, you didn't actually have to go through through with the whole New Years tradition thing.

New Years, one of my favourite celebrations. All about the alcohol. I will be in Time Square, watching the ball drop. Do they still do that here?

So, I better say this now before I’m too out of it later.

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope you all have fun!

Edited to add: If anyone wants to come along, you're welcome to. Just no talk about death or crime or bones. It's a night off.

Oh, Charlie, Brennan, Zack, don't you forget that we're going dancing once the case is solved.

Ah, New York, come for the art and stay for the dead body in the basement.

Brennan, sweetie, please tell me you’ve been trying to enjoy the night life here in the city?