PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

I'm gonna go get my granddaughter and kick my son's ass. Will you keep an eye on little Ben for me and smack him around a few times? He needs to learn to listen before he gets old.

text to CLAIRE (ABC);

I'm starting to understand now.

I'm sorry for yesterday.

text to DEAN;

Baby, can we put off pizza with the future kids for an hour or two? We need to talk. Not like how things were last night, but it's about the future this time too.

"Bruce? Can you hear me?" [in the background there is adjusting and shuffling as Virgil tries to find the right frequency.]