PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

Care to tell me why you were at my club last night tearing the floor up like some sort of fucking lunatic?

Wasn't there to witness it myself, but the blood was ridiculous and the talk was out of this world. What the fuck is going on, Slayer?

Right. Hi. There's kind of an issue. Don't you love those? Okay. There's a new vampire in town. Her name is Lauren. She has short brown hair. She's bitchy. She's friends with some of the other's who've arrived here - like Annie (ghost girl). She is aware of the Hyperion, which - that's on me. My fault. But we have a lot of security precautions, so I don't want anyone to be on red alert. Maybe just kind of a mellow yellow-orange awareness. I'm not actually sure we want her dead. Kind of a hazy redemption deal going on, or something.

That's because I don't know what 'sort' of vampire she is, which also means there's no guarantee the usual standbys (like holywater) will work for sure, if you're just trying to get away. So, don't go out alone if you aren't supernaturally-enhanced to fight. That sound cool? Buddy system, all the way? Go team, Go? I was a cheerleader once... 

[Filtered to AI top personal: Faith, Sarah, Fred, Nathan, & Peter (by default)]

More specifically. Annie says this Lauren killed a family last night. ... She says her and her friends will watch her, that this is a case of a vampire who doesn't really wanna be bad. They don't want us to kill her. But...I don't even know where to begin. I'm not in your commandery ranks here, so it's kind up to you guys. Faith, what sort of offensive tact would you like? Let me know what the official stance should be, and I'll see what I can do. I feel really bad for kind of egging this particular vampire on. Uh, I didn't know she was a vampire, she just seemed like a regular ol' bitch - and uh, I was having a brief moment of insanity-fuled rage. So, that's why that happened.