PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

Fred.  This is ratbarf.  I have completed a prototype which does not self-destruct upon triggering.  If you would like to meet it get in touch.  Don't call this number, it is a pay phone.  If you call [number] you should get someone who is staying at the house I'm at who can find me, but it is easier to [email].

Hey, Pete?

[before this]

The hallway to our room is about to become a silly string war zone. Text me when you need through, I'll call a cease fire.

TO: "Ratbarf" tkowalski@la-resident.org
FROM: "Fred Burkle" fburkle@la-residgent.org
SUBJECT:

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TO: "Dad" <hpotter@la-resident.org>
FROM: "Al" <apotter@la-resident.org>
SUBJECT: Merope Gaunt

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Just had a vision of Sam. He's in a graveyard somewhere just outside the business district. There's zombies, Peter. You need to hurry.

And be careful. I have a bad feeling about this.