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( Voicemail for Captain John Hart )

TO: "Everyone at the Hyperion"
FROM: "Katara"
SUBJECT: READ IMMEDIATELY!

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( Katara of the Hyperion )

TO: "Veronica" <vmars@angelinvestigate.com>, "Scout" <mconnelly@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: "Katara" <katara@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: Important!

( Email for Veronica and Scout )

TO: "Connor" <creilly@angelinvestigate.com>
FROM: "Katara" <katara@angelinvestigate.com>
SUBJECT: Please read immediately

( Email for Connor )

TO: Captain Will Turner [ wturner@la-resident.org ]
FROM: Captain Jack Sparrow [ jsparrow@la-resident.org ]
SUBJECT: An adventure...

( You have 1 unread message. )

For serious bitchtits fucking pick up.  I got new news an' it's fuckin' important, where the hell are ya pick up.  Pick up pick up pick up oh FUCK you

Two people are going to be coming to the hotel shortly. A Captain Jack Sparrow and a Captain Will Turner. Please let them inside. They're going to help us get Angel and Cordelia back.