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Great prank, you can stop it now.

Wait.

We have to stay in all night?

As in all night?

But I I can't I really can't do that. I mean, it would really be a bad idea for me to stay in tomorrow night. Even with the potion

I'm very glad those statue things are gone. They were a menace.

But I'm not at all glad that Lily and Harry are gone as well. Has that happened here before? People just up and vanishing? I know they weren't killed by the statues, but they're gone all the same and their flat is empty.

I can't deal with this right now. Not with the full moon in three days.

So...I ran into some of those angel statue things.

As it turns out, blowing them up works quite well.

That said, one of them might have got a bit too close and dislocated my shoulder. So I could use a hand with that if someone doesn't mind. Can't quite pop it back in myself.

They cannot be serious if they honestly think I could simply figure this contraption out of my own. How am I even supposed to

Is this somebody's idea of a joke? And how arrogant of my abductors to leave me a note with instructions on what I can and cannot do. That part about "certain demise" was particularly charming. Really now. Whoever instigated this might as well reveal themselves now and be done with it.

Okay...that...was really weird. I mean...really weird.

Is anyone else having weird things happen?

( Severus )
I have no idea why I did that. I really don't. Clearly something has to be wrong. I mean...I wouldn't normally do something like that. Not that there was anything wrong with it, but it was a bit out of character for us. Wasn't it?

It's not that it's you, even though I'd like to think we would talk before doing anything like that. But we definitely didn't decide to do that ourselves. Or I didn't. It was like I had no control. And it was very weird.

I'm saying weird too much.

( Lily )
I kissed Severus. Because mistletoe is evil. I'm going to throw myself off the roof. Just so you know.

how does this thing work/ how can i make the letters capi REALLY, IT SHOULD NOT BE THAT DIFFICULT TO The next time you abduct someone and place them in a wholly foreign environment, also leave with them instructions on how to operate the devices at their disposal. When you don't, it makes it you seem like a mindless prat with far more power than common sense and, I assure you, you really do not need any further assistance in that regard.

Certain demise? Lovely. How about whoever-you-are return me and my son to our home as quickly and easily as possible?

Right then.

If I'm reading this right, then I've been kidnapped from my home and brought to another planet/world/reality/something because I'm an "anomaly" and some other reality is correct, making me wrong.

I'm not the only one who finds that a bit insulting, right? Who's to say one reality is any more right than another?

Took me a minute to figure out this gadget. Rather like a very tiny typewriter with a screen. It's a bit fascinating.