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Okay...that...was really weird. I mean...really weird.

Is anyone else having weird things happen?

( Severus )
I have no idea why I did that. I really don't. Clearly something has to be wrong. I mean...I wouldn't normally do something like that. Not that there was anything wrong with it, but it was a bit out of character for us. Wasn't it?

It's not that it's you, even though I'd like to think we would talk before doing anything like that. But we definitely didn't decide to do that ourselves. Or I didn't. It was like I had no control. And it was very weird.

I'm saying weird too much.

( Lily )
I kissed Severus. Because mistletoe is evil. I'm going to throw myself off the roof. Just so you know.

Right. So, River is here. Except she's not River. She's Melody. And that's bad. It's very bad.

Melody was raised to be a weapon. Specifically a weapon to kill me. Us. Really it's us, because there's three of us and she won't care that we're not all the same. She is very, very clever and very very dangerous. Oh, and she's an utter psychopath. And she's killed me twice. Sort of. It's all very complicated. The point is that you really shouldn't underestimate her.

Really. I mean it. She is dangerous and she will kill you. A lot. She knows how to kill a Time Lord...mostly because she's a bit Time Lady herself. She is a brilliant shot. Just believe me when I say she is very, very scary. And she can kill you. I cannot stress that enough.

Jenny, Ianto, you met River. But this isn't River. So don't think she's anything like her. She will have no qualms about killing you to hurt us.

What are your names Lily? Remus? Severus? I'm sure you're rather confused as to why you're included in this. Well, Lily and Remus...you look rather exactly like Amy and Rory. And they're her parents. So she will notice you. And probably not in a good way. And better safe than sorry. So...be careful.

I think that's it.

how does this thing work/ how can i make the letters capi REALLY, IT SHOULD NOT BE THAT DIFFICULT TO The next time you abduct someone and place them in a wholly foreign environment, also leave with them instructions on how to operate the devices at their disposal. When you don't, it makes it you seem like a mindless prat with far more power than common sense and, I assure you, you really do not need any further assistance in that regard.

While the rest of you pansies have been sitting on your asses playing house or whatever, I've been out investigating this Twilight Zone town. The locals are friendly enough, but they're tight lipped about the nature of the place, where it is, why we're here.

Now I've done my civic duty, and I need you to do the same. I'm looking for Sam Winchester, heard he was here. You see him, send him my way. We need to chat.

Don't make me go door to door, Sam, because I will find you.

Certain demise? Lovely. How about whoever-you-are return me and my son to our home as quickly and easily as possible?