Project Papillon [Network]

Okay, that's it. I've got a shit-ton of questions and someone better give me some answers, or someone's getting pistol-whipped.

Question one: Is this hell?

Question two: If no, where am I? Am I alive?

Question three: If yes, has anyone seen a turian with blue facial markings? I need to punch him in the face or hug him. I haven't decided which yet.

Question four: Why are there things that look like a bad supernatural romance movie extras wandering around, and do I need to kill them?