Chronic Resurrection

So, you know the game "Cliff, shag, marry?" This is a similar game, "kiss, shag, marry," but in this version you can pick anyone from the game for each of the three options.

A couple of disclaimers:
* you can 'age up' child characters or 'age down' older characters if it helps to make things more appropriate!
* don't let morality get you down - incest is all fine and dandy, shagging your best friend's girl totally okay too, etc.
* if a character isn't played but has a definite 'presence' in game, because they are frequently NPCed or have a lot of references made to them, they can count as an option if you want.

Happy Valentine's Day!

"This is something we have tried to keep quiet, but I know how information among us travels, so you may or may not know that Draco was thrown out of St Mungo's because he had been sexually assaulting people. Well- I suppose that is not completely accurate, the choice was to either take him out or give him potions that would kill his libido, but which would also likely dull his senses in general. I cannot bring myself to put out what light is left in him, so we brought him home. And everything has been fine, until last weekend when he tried to... get his needs met. Thank Merlin Narcissa was not at home, but I feel like it is only a matter of time before he tries something with her and I do not want to put her through that. So I am looking for alternatives to making him a vegetable and letting him rape his mother.

There is not anyone else I would trust with this, [insert your character's name here]...

He needs satiating, and I do not believe he cares how, but I do."

Poll #6519 I have a highly delicate, sensitive, and enormous favour to ask of you
Open to: Friends, results viewable to: All

If Lucius said this to you, what would you say?

Please answer in character for all of your characters... and for yourself, if you wish ;-) And explain in comments!