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professor eliot waugh (professorwaugh) wrote in noexits,
@ 2021-05-31 21:56:00

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!network post, marvel (tv/movies): sam wilson, the magicians: eliot waugh, ₴ inactive: dan torrance, ₴ inactive: john sheppard, ₴ inactive: laura moon, ₴ inactive: margo hanson, ₴ inactive: michael guerin, ₴ inactive: shuri, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff 3, ₴ inactive: wynonna earp, → week 014 (fillory)

fillory | day one
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I know where we are this week.

This is Fillory. There is a lot I could tell you or warn you about but we're only here for a week. Long story short this place has our best shot of breaking out of Derleth and getting us back home.

There are seven magical questing creatures. We just need to find one. All of them are a little different, and have different MOs.

Our top choice is The White Lady, AKA The Winter's Doe. She and her brother, The Great Cock, live in the Darkling Woods. The Great Cock might also be able to help but his thing is to give quests. Beggars can't be choosers but The White Lady is going to be the better bet for granting straight up wishes.

A note about the Darkling Woods. I plan on taking a route through the Flying Forest. That route is not for everyone. The trees there give off spores or something? Point is, it will get you high af. There are other less direct routes that will also get you there.

We should split up into teams. Please discuss. Ask me anything.

[FILTER: MARGO]

If we keep our heads down and you hide your banishment marks, we should be fine.

[FILTER: DANNY]

You wake up okay this morning? I need to go on this quest, but I want to make sure you're taken care of for the week.

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	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ancientgene 2021-06-01 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Won't it be nice to have a brilliant person on our team? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	I am a brilliant person! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	techsavvyshuri 2021-06-01 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay. I'm used to being the brilliant person on the team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, no, you don't get it. I am the brilliant person on the team! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	techsavvyshuri 2021-06-01 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Raises eyebrow If you say so. Whatever helps you sleep at night. But really, if you need the title that badly, go ahead. I'm comfortable with my abilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever created a matter bridge to another reality? How much do you know about wormhole physics, hm? Or nanite technology? Travel to another galaxy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	techsavvyshuri 2021-06-01 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	~~Jesus Christ white boy.~~ I would guess about as much as you know about Wakanda, vibranium, superhero weapons and suits, and communication devices. I think we can both be brilliant, but do you generally talk to Black women younger than you that way? Because I must say say, it's not a good look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

allergictolemon
2021-06-01 03:50 pm UTC (link)

Those are all things that don't exist in our world, but if they did, then yes, I would. Well, I do know about communication devices. I've made and fixed my fair share.

I would talk to anyone like that. Why would it matter if you're younger or your Black? That makes no sense. Smart is smart and you implied I wasn't so I'm demonstrating I am.

And I'm not that old, thank you.

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	techsavvyshuri 2021-06-01 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Dude. I just wanted to make some new friends and go on an adventure. You came at me first for reasons I don't understand. We can both be brilliant. It's not a fucking zero sum game. I'm happy to stay here, since it appears you're unwilling to have another smart person around. ~~And I hope you break your ankle~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be silly, Sheppard said he's bringing you so he's bringing you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

techsavvyshuri
2021-06-01 06:32 pm UTC (link)

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~~Please Panther god, let him break a wrist. Says the guy who just threw a fucking hissy fit because I said I was going.~~

You literally just said you weren't going and you wouldn't talk to me if I went. I don't know how it works in your ~~fucked up~~ brain, but mine says exploring and tracking works better when it's a cohesive team.

So, I'm happy to stay here and avoid gestures vaguely whatever headache inducing friendship/lover's dynamic you two have.

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	solona 2021-06-01 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	I believe it's in his nature to talk to most individuals that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	techsavvyshuri 2021-06-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Siiiiigh. Of course it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solona 2021-06-01 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	They smarter they believe they are, the louder they boast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	techsavvyshuri 2021-06-01 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	I would argue the more insecure they are the louder they boast. But, I can see your point as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ancientgene 2021-06-01 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Oh right. Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well if you're going to replace me, maybe I just won't go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ancientgene 2021-06-01 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, McKay, I could never replace you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	No, it's fine. She's obviously pretty and I'm sure you two will get along just fine. I'll just stay back here and run some tests by myself all alone (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ancientgene 2021-06-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	[...] she's a kid, McKay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Well. [...] I'm sure she's very smart and will be an assess to your team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ancientgene 2021-06-01 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	You're not getting out of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allergictolemon 2021-06-01 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. But I'm not talking to her. [please imagine him pouting with his arms crossed] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ancientgene 2021-06-01 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have to talk to anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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