monstermatch: in character

WHO: Lorelei sylph and Nash awarewolf
WHERE: Red Rock Canyon
WHAT: taking some bikes for a spin and a picnic
WHEN: Sunday, March 13
WARNINGS: TBA

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I was reading this 'article' about all the best kissing scenes from the early 2000's and I was watching some of the clips and...Okay maybe because I was 18 when the movie came out and I was so not in to romantic anything back then...but this scene, the raining kiss, from the Note Book?

How did I miss that scene? It's...just so romantic.

I curled up and found it online and watched the movie. It's so ridiculously the best kiss/scene. Maybe I'm just a massive suck but wow.

Then of course I forgot about the ending and I was blubbering and I'm really lucky my roommate is deaf because he didn't need to hear me crying my eyes out...and we're going to pretend that part didn't happen.

Favorite kiss in a movie? Doesn't have to be from the 2000's! I need to watch more kissing movies.

See Kenna! Happy Movies! Or at least, happy for part of the movie!

[PUBLIC.]
You know, I like biting as much as the next girl but you'd think someone would give you a little more warning before they go for your fingers. Even a muffled sound. A hand motion. Something.

At least my thumbs are still in good shape for phone texting? Is that the upside I'm looking for?


(later)
[TEXT: LORE/NIK]
Hey. Are you face deep in an orgy or can you talk?

Holy Crap this video is literally a video of my parents place for Sunday Dinner (except with wolves), and the one yelling in the middle is my mother.

I'm not joking. Sunday dinner usually starts pretty cool but then somebody ends up bitting/head slapping/looking funny at somebody else then there's a fur-explosion and like, three of my siblings are wrestling in the living room and then my dad shifts and he starts egging them on and then whoever else hasn't shifted shifts because it's the power of the shift in such a tiny living room (and my younger sister is pissed off because she was forced in to a family shift in the middle of texting her 'boyfriend') and I'm stuck there on the couch staring at these crazies because I'm related to them.

And then my mom comes out of nowhere yelling at all of us.

#reasons why i don't bring home girls, mom
#wolf family problems
#it's like italians, but with wolves
#sunday dinner is red meat night

You know what I hate? Liars. Like the manufacturers of this life proof phone case I bought a while back because I know myself. Since they stopped manufacturing bricks and started to claim these damn phones are smart I have wrecked more than I care to remember.

So if you're thinking about haphazardly stuffing your phone into your shirt pocket before taking a bike for a test drive? Don't. Also don't randomly press buttons on the keyboard if you don't want your laptop screen to turn sideways. Or put a can of soup in the microwave. I didn't do that last one, but our new apprentice did. Am I entitled to call his parents to have a word?

This week is off to a good start and if you needed a laugh, you're welcome.

Some days you just feel like you're doing this:



It's only half way through the day and all I've done is run in circles.

How do you guys release stress? I feel like I need a new hobby. Running around in circles with my vendors just isn't doing it for me anymore.

Called it on the drive in having Deadpool. So you going?

So, I've never been on one of these before. Completely original, yeah?

I like funny people. Tell me a joke, and make it good.

Mardi Gras is over, next pointless commercialized excuse to drink please. In the meantime, sometimes I want to be like this guy. Let's get crazy with some pickup lines. Hit me with your best. Or worst. I'm talking cheesy like "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Best gets a prize which may or may not include a massage.

[PUBLIC]
You're all very [...] free [...] with your names on here. Isn't that defeating the purpose of usernames?

you know there's a lot of crazy things I've done but Vegas boring me enough to force me to join a dating site? that takes the cake.

first of all, i'd like to apologize for my twin. she's the centaur down below.

don't be fooled by her act. she's a great catch and you should go on a date w her. she's smart, pretty, and, i think we can all agree here, honest and a lil too bold for her own good. but at least you know she won't be boring. let me know if you're interested. i'll set you up w her. we can even do a double date.

my name is axel king btw. i'm a travel journalist and a blogger. you might have seen my work or heard of my site. it's over here at [redacted].

my name is josephine king. i am a centaur. i am a writer and a photographer and a tarot card reader. i do not want to go on a date and i am completely uninterested in your penises. the stupid centaur who does travel writing is not my twin brother, do not believe what he says. he is delusional and you should immediately contact the mental hospital. i'm working on my next book. leave me alone. thank you for your time.

also, i will literally kick the shit out of you if you try to make horse puns. pls don't make me do that.

to recap: not interested in your penises. not interested in your vaginas. save them for someone who cares.

edited to add: and you are all lovely people who i am sure are great at dating. there. are you happy?

You'd think the things I watch and read would've taught me better about sites like these. Or maybe that's the appealing part. Anyway. What's up, things that go bump in the night and other assorted lovelies? Has anyone seen any of the new movies out this week or are we all waiting for Deadpool on Friday?

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