satirical (copyride) wrote in monstermatch, @ 2016-02-08 10:40:00 |
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Entry tags: | !monstermatch, axel king, genevieve ridley, nash graham, noelle marie brown |
public to [LASVEGAS] from [SATIRICAL]
first of all, i'd like to apologize for my twin. she's the centaur down below.
don't be fooled by her act. she's a great catch and you should go on a date w her. she's smart, pretty, and, i think we can all agree here, honest and a lil too bold for her own good. but at least you know she won't be boring. let me know if you're interested. i'll set you up w her. we can even do a double date.
my name is axel king btw. i'm a travel journalist and a blogger. you might have seen my work or heard of my site. it's over here at [redacted].