private: to [BIGBAD] from [EEYORE]we need to talk about how your kid brother got drunk married, told us over a really badly executed april's fool joke, and then got mad at us for it.
oh, and how i got kicked out of my apartment finally.
private: to [GR8LEGS] from [EEYORE]can i crash at your place for a while? my creepy investor says i'm not making any money if i'm homeless.
private: to [WINGWOMAN] from [EEYORE]from a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive is a homeless phoenix to you? because i'm hoping it'll land at most on an average number for you.
private: to [NURSEWOLFY] from [EEYORE]i know it's you against the world right now, but i won't be at my apartment once you decide to visit.