public to [LASVEGAS] from [QUEENOFKINGS]
my name is josephine king. i am a centaur. i am a writer and a photographer and a tarot card reader. i do not want to go on a date and i am completely uninterested in your penises. the stupid centaur who does travel writing is not my twin brother, do not believe what he says. he is delusional and you should immediately contact the mental hospital. i'm working on my next book. leave me alone. thank you for your time.
also, i will literally kick the shit out of you if you try to make horse puns. pls don't make me do that.
to recap: not interested in your penises. not interested in your vaginas. save them for someone who cares.
edited to add: and you are all lovely people who i am sure are great at dating. there. are you happy?