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The Auditor/Liam Trembley (theauditor) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

Entry tags:

:liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]

((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))

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	readystopwatch 2015-03-23 11:56 am UTC (link)
	So you, or whoever you work for, didn't cause those doors to appear? It was some outside force? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-24 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	C'mon man, you really think we'd want you to see the guy behind the curtain? Of course that wasn't on purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-03-25 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Just confirming. I do appreciate the honesty, though. Do you mind if I ask how it came to be revealed to us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-26 11:02 am UTC (link)
	This is a big organization. Bigger than you'd ever be able to comprehend, I'm sure. It's only natural that there's some in-house shenanigans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-03-26 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	It was someone within your orginization? That's interesting. I hadn't really considered that possibility. What was their goal, if I might ask? They can't have expected us to be able to escape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-03-25 02:56 am UTC (link)
	[Martha laughs at that.] Obviously you care. You spend way too much time and resources on us to not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-25 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Maybe that's not for you, hm? We could always send you to Squall, if you think we care too much. Not a lot of resources spent on that place, though most inmates don't survive long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-03-23 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	[Posing as new arrivals before, huh? Cute. How many times has that happened before?] So the experiment continues? [Because that's what this is, right? Despite all her rage she's still just a rat in a cage.] And you should really get your facts straight. Some of us are very hygienic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-24 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	[ A few. ] Uhhuh. I'm sure you are. And who said it's an experiment? You've been very naughty. This is your punishment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)