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The Auditor/Liam Trembley ([info]theauditor) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

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Entry tags::liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]


((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))


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[info]justexisting
2015-03-28 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like a rather tedious job. What happens if people don't do as you described?

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[info]theauditor
2015-03-29 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Not sure that's any of your business, sweetheart.

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[info]justexisting
2015-03-31 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I didn't think it was too intrusive of a question, but all right. No need to get testy.

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[info]theauditor
2015-04-01 06:58 am UTC (link)
No no, I'm not testy. It's just that... with you, a prisoner and me involved in upper management...

It could never work, darling. It'd be too awkward.

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[info]justexisting
2015-04-04 01:53 pm UTC (link)
What a shame. [Rose doesn't even try to hide her snark.] But you're right, it couldn't work. I'm in a very happy and committed relationship.

If you can't tell me about that, what can you tell me?

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[info]theauditor
2015-04-05 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Mmmn lots of things. I know the capital of Malaysia.

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[info]justexisting
2015-04-12 05:21 pm UTC (link)
That's got nothing to do with the prison.

Are you always this evasive?

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[info]theauditor
2015-04-13 07:40 am UTC (link)
Only when I don't want to answer the question.

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[info]justexisting
2015-04-19 01:27 am UTC (link)
Smartarse. [She does sound amused though.] Do you have a name other than 'the auditor'?

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[info]theauditor
2015-04-19 08:03 am UTC (link)
If you really need to call me something else, I guess Liam works.

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[info]justexisting
2015-04-20 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm Rose. But you probably already know that, right?

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[info]theauditor
2015-04-21 08:00 am UTC (link)
Mmmhm. Not that I keep track of all of you. It's easy enough to find out, though.

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[info]justexisting
2015-04-26 01:35 am UTC (link)
Just how easy exactly? Or is that something else that you have to keep to yourself.

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[info]theauditor
2015-04-26 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Well... think about it. We brought you in here, we keep you in tiny little pods so we can watch you when you sleep, we directly interact with your subconscious thoughts and we made an extensive list of all your ill deeds.

So, you tell me. How easy is it?

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[info]justexisting
2015-05-01 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Incredibly easy.

And now that I think about it, incredibly disturbing. How you're able to do all of that and more or less keep us in line. Don't even get me started on some of the ridiculous punishments.

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[info]theauditor
2015-05-02 11:53 am UTC (link)
Aw, but they're the best part! I'm running out of popcorn, watching you sweep beaches and bake cookies.

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[info]justexisting
2015-05-10 05:09 pm UTC (link)
I've done neither of those things. I'm pretty sure I'd burn anything I'd try to bake and the beach isn't really appealing to me.

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[info]theauditor
2015-05-11 09:59 am UTC (link)
Better stay out of trouble then, huh?

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[info]justexisting
2015-05-20 10:20 pm UTC (link)
I think I'll say the same to you as well.

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[info]theauditor
2015-05-22 05:37 am UTC (link)
Seriously? You do know I had a hand in incarcerating you, right? As in, I work for the guys that did it.

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[info]justexisting
2015-05-27 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Of course I know that. I was just trying for a little humour is all.

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[info]theauditor
2015-05-28 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Ah. Humor. That's not something you see every day.

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[info]justexisting
2015-05-31 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'm glad to have enlightened you. It may not happen again so enjoy it for what it is.

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[info]theauditor
2015-06-02 09:32 am UTC (link)
Seeing as I'm halfway out the door... yeah, it won't. I'll cherish it, precious.

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[info]justexisting
2015-06-07 11:29 am UTC (link)
Then I guess that this is good bye. It was nice talking to you.

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