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The Auditor/Liam Trembley (theauditor) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

Entry tags:

:liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]

((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))

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	theauditor 2015-04-01 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Hmmn, do I need to remind you that you're a prisoner? Not a co-worker? Besides, you couldn't wrap your head around our system even if you unraveled your brain like a ball of yarn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-04-01 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	[Well, this is getting nowhere fast, but she still has questions. Might as well throw them against the wall and see what bounces back.] Why are there bunks in the actual prison? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-01 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	What, would you rather be strung up in the ceiling? Because I know a guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-04-01 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just wondering if it's a fail safe or a plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-01 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Again. You, prisoner. Me, guy who really doesn't care to tell you. Got it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-04-01 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	What's your position, guy who doesn't care to tell us? Are you an engineer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-01 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Auditor. Administrative stuff. I leave the engineering to the nerds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-04-01 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, paper pusher definitely sounds way cooler than working with high end tech. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-01 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, boo hoo, you hurt my feelings. And here I was hoping we could be friends. What are you really hoping to accomplish with all this snooping, Nancy Drew? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-04-01 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	Who? Little old, harmless me? Just hoping if we talked long enough you'd fall hopelessly in love with me I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-01 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ew, gross! You're practically a baby! Take your child prostitution elsewhere, prisoner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2015-04-01 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	And on that note... [Just hanging up. Not so much bothering with the thanks or bye.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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