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The Auditor/Liam Trembley (theauditor) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

Entry tags:

:liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]

((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))

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	readystopwatch 2015-03-25 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Just confirming. I do appreciate the honesty, though. Do you mind if I ask how it came to be revealed to us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-26 11:02 am UTC (link)
	This is a big organization. Bigger than you'd ever be able to comprehend, I'm sure. It's only natural that there's some in-house shenanigans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-03-26 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	It was someone within your orginization? That's interesting. I hadn't really considered that possibility. What was their goal, if I might ask? They can't have expected us to be able to escape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-26 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I think I'm going to leave that one up to your imagination, Ianto. Not like you can do much about it either way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2015-03-27 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	[He didn't really expect much of an answer anyway.] Will you be making any changes to the way this place is run as a result of this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-28 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe some. No real reason to keep shit hidden anymore, is there? Keep your eyes peeled, you'll notice if we do anything. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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