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The Auditor/Liam Trembley (theauditor) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

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:liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]

((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))

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	theauditor 2015-04-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Enough to keep you in a state of perpetual unconsciousness while feeding your brain with pleasant visions of a normal life and none of you noticing it's not even real. So, advanced enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-06 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	What are you? [It comes across as plain curiosity at this point. She's met plenty of technological advanced aliens, but none to this extent.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-07 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Is that something you ask a person you hardly know? What are you? Rude, Martha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-10 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Actually, yes. I ask that quite often. And you're clearly not a tax fraud from Halifax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-11 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	That much you got right... but I could've been. If things had only been different... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-12 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	You all very much appreciate speaking in riddles. A little bit of straightforward information along with a whole lot of mystery. I guess there's nothing more to say. [She ends the feed.]</small> (Reply to this) (Parent)

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