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The Auditor/Liam Trembley (theauditor) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

Entry tags:

:liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]

((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))

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	theauditor 2015-03-24 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	It's pretty funny that you think we care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-03-25 02:56 am UTC (link)
	[Martha laughs at that.] Obviously you care. You spend way too much time and resources on us to not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-25 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Maybe that's not for you, hm? We could always send you to Squall, if you think we care too much. Not a lot of resources spent on that place, though most inmates don't survive long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-03-26 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Speaking of Squall, [Why yes she'll latch onto that topic of discussion.] how do you determine who goes into what type of prison? Since both are so different... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-26 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	That's not my department. For all I know it's some kind of great lottery or algorithm or... who the hell knows. Not part of my job, not part of my headache. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-03-27 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Who's job is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-28 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Not mine. That's about all you need to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-03-29 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me Liam, if that is indeed your name, do you and your fellow prison workers consider yourselves part of a civilized society? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-31 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	How about you answer that question for yourself, first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-01 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	We try. We have a long way to go, but we're working on it. I only ask because most societies, civilized or not, tend to have a rule that you have a right to know your accuser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-02 08:29 am UTC (link)
	You do the same for the little chickies you eat? Introduce yourself before you shut them into teeny tiny cages? At least you're not wallowing in your own shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-02 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I said we were trying. I didn't say we were perfect... Are you comparing us to chickens? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-03 08:50 am UTC (link)
	If the cackle fits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-05 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Just how much more advanced are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Enough to keep you in a state of perpetual unconsciousness while feeding your brain with pleasant visions of a normal life and none of you noticing it's not even real. So, advanced enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-06 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	What are you? [It comes across as plain curiosity at this point. She's met plenty of technological advanced aliens, but none to this extent.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-07 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Is that something you ask a person you hardly know? What are you? Rude, Martha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-10 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Actually, yes. I ask that quite often. And you're clearly not a tax fraud from Halifax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-11 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	That much you got right... but I could've been. If things had only been different... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notrosesshadow 2015-04-12 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	You all very much appreciate speaking in riddles. A little bit of straightforward information along with a whole lot of mystery. I guess there's nothing more to say. [She ends the feed.]</small> (Reply to this) (Parent)

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