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The Auditor/Liam Trembley (theauditor) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2015-03-23 11:26:00

Entry tags:

:liam tremblay, alex karev, ianto jones, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, pavel chekov (au), rose

DAY 316 — Morning Greeting
Hello, inmates. Remember me? I visited a couple of weeks back, asked y'all some friendly questions? Hi.

I don't know if anyone caught on, but I'm not exactly like you. For starters, I'm not a filthy criminal. I work for the boys upstairs and they thought it'd be a good idea if me and Francisco took a closer look at you, seeing as you couldn't keep your noses out of places where they didn't belong. Maybe not go through surprise doors, hm? Save me a return trip?

Anyway... I'm here to tell you that you're damn lucky. We were just about ready to shut y'all down, you know. Pull the plug. Can't have a breach like that. I'm sure you understand. But then we got thinking... what if we didn't? Not like you seemed to hurt from it. I mean, you must've known by now... no one can be that stupid!

So... congratulations. We're not shutting you down. We're not even going to pretend that this isn't all in your itty bitty heads. Call it a... a show of faith in your ability to continue as if nothing at all has ever happened. You can do that much, right?

[ He makes a start to end the feed, but stops himself. ]

Oh, oh right... good morning and all that shit. Here's Uptown Funk.

[ The feed ends with a jaunty tune blasting over the speakers ]

((ooc: this morning brought to you by one of the auditor. Confused? Check out this info post! Liam is available for chatting, but if you have requests that can't wait until next dayweek the warden request post is your best bet. This isn't his job. ))

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	theauditor 2015-03-24 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	Neither. I'm the auditor. I prefer to leave the techie stuff to the nerds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-03-25 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah--I understand why you dislike us. Our curiosity must have inconvenienced you significantly. Were the creatures that we met in the other prison your coworkers? You look very different from them, but maybe this is an avatar that you have chosen to use when interacting with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-25 10:48 am UTC (link)
	It's a pain in the ass, but what can you do? Pays the rent, at least. [ Or something. ] You think they would be dilly-dallying in this place in their original bodies? You'd piss yourself, for sure. Not to mention it draws unnecessary attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-03-27 06:22 am UTC (link)
	What we saw in the real prison was not their original bodies? [Trying to imagine creatures that are even more eldritch-terror-y than that. Not succeeding.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-28 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, it was. But you weren't supposed to see that. It's not what they dress up in when they go for a prison stroll, that's for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-03-28 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	They look like us? They could be here and we wouldn't know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-28 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I was here and you didn't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-03-28 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	A good point. I suppose you have no intention of telling us who they are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	That would spoil the fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-03-31 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Every being I have met who aids in the operation of an interdimensional prison has a definition of fun that is very different from mine. Will you be staying, or do you dislike the company of filthy criminals? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-03-31 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	As fun as that would be... I do have a job to do. Maybe I'll drop in again in the future, but you'd be better off if I didn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-04-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
	How would we be better off? Your company isn't so bad. Unless you mean that, if you came back, it would be because we had done something else to inconvenience you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-05 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	That's exactly what I mean. This isn't a social call, as much as I'd love to take you out for cocktails and slow dancing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-04-07 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Tell me, what else could we do to make more work for you? I only ask so I can know what to not do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-07 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Mmmhm. I doubt that's the entire reason why you ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-04-08 12:30 am UTC (link)
	You doubt correctly, but I would prefer to avoid annoying you, if possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-09 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	Just be a nice little inmate. Weave some baskets or learn how to bake a souffle or whatever it is you do with your time. Stay away from weird doors. Stop trying to mess with our system and I'll make sure you won't have to see my gorgeous face again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-04-11 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I make no promises where strange doors are concerned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-11 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Do try to, at least. For me? I'll give you a kiss if you're a good boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	candothat 2015-04-12 05:44 am UTC (link)
	There's no need to resort to threats, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theauditor 2015-04-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Who said it was a threat? I can slum it just as well as the rest of you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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