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[Tony Stark]

Tick tock

How do you increase your funds around here without employing those thieving machines?

Room: 26162

Mandalay Bay Raspberry Salad (1)
Chicken Penne Pasta Pomodoro (1)
Cheesecake Apple Tatin (1)
Lagunitas IPA (Bucket)

Tip: 20.00

Knock and leave at door, please.

[Private to Steve Rogers and Tony Stark]

Heard you boys were looking for me?

[Texts to Steve Rogers]

-- You know, I've been giving religion some pretty serious thought since we talked at the buffet
-- I don't know if I agree that shrimp is an abomination as a normative matter, but all you can eat shrimp cocktail definitely is.

As it turns out, it's a lot harder to get decent service in at a casino bar once they find out your AmEx Centurion card is now a very expensive paperweight.

But hey, who else can say they've been physically removed from the MGM Grand in two different Las Vegases?

Uh.

So I woke up this morning and found thirty-six Starbucks Unicorn Fraps in my fridge. They're free for anyone who wants one.

[Wade Wilson]

Why.

I can't say that this is what I imagined the end of the world to be like -- but it'll have to do.

[Wanda Maximoff]

I am here.

[Clint Barton]

You know, trespassing is usually frowned upon.

VIVA
LAS VEGAS
!!!!!

The fuck, dude?

[Tony Stark]

So how do you want to work this? It's a really big city. It would take a long time to draw a do-not-cross line down the centre of it.

[Bucky Barnes]

How long do you take before the 24-hour free buffet issues me a lifetime ban?

I'm Natasha Romanoff, and I will be at the bar. After which time I expect my introduction will be more personable.

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