Las Vegas Network

I went for a walk earlier, and nearly tripped over a kitten. He looked hungry, so I picked him up and found a pet store with someone who could check the little guy over. I guess I'm now the proud owner of a kitten.

He just needs a name.

Hello comfy bad, hello warm bath, hello my books.

It feels great to be back, I won't be ungrateful again.

Well, I imagine things could be worse. I would have liked to be back to what I suppose is normal, if it can even be called that, but there's nothing I can do about it. If anyone's still out on the strip and in need of a safe place, my clinic in the Monaco Hotel has been unaffected by the violence. We've got food and beds and, at least sometimes, good conversation.

[HAWKE & VARRIC]

Are you both alright? I don't like that we're still here.

When and if we get back, I see self-defense lessons in my future.

Something real fucking shady is going on out there.

I can't say thank you enough to Selina and Matt for helping me get to the safe area. I'm no slouch when I have a baseball bat in hand, but watching those two was like getting a free show and the safest escort this lawyer has ever received.

Guess who's glad he sleeps with a sword? This guy! I feel like I've played this game before...

Claire Bennet, Peter Parker, Selina Kyle. Check in!

Everyone needs to do a headcount of their people, immediately.

I woke up to find two little old ladies standing over me with smiles on their faces, and a third holding a knife to my throat. I don't know where I am, but they took everything I had minus the clothes on my back.

Anyone else having that kind of morning?

There's a whole strip of casinos out there to choose from. Who's up for it? I'm feeling lucky tonight, could be some of that might rub off on you. Maybe you'll win big, maybe you'll find some poor rich bastard's wallet, at the very least you absolutely will not be fucking bored. I can't remember the last time I was in one place for quite so long, got me feeling restless and I won't sleep a goddamned wink tonight if I don't get some of this burnt off.

I need a job. One that doesn't conflict with schooling, otherwise Betty might get mad.

So, a week in space hasn’t slowed me down. The view from the top of that Stratosphere tower is awesome. Didn't even have to take the stairs, or that box thing.

[KARA DANVERS]

Got donuts and coffee! I've also been thinking about a job.

[DC UNIVERSE*]

Do we know if this city's got aliens? Uh, other than Kara and I. I'm just wondering if it might have a bar, like the one in National City.

[Private to Selina Kyle]

Happy Birthday!

It's quite a relief to have my magic back again. My younger self couldn't have missed something it didn't have, but I've missed it. Ser Pounce a lot seems quite pleased to have me back to normal as well.

[VARRIC]

Thank you for looking after Hawke and I. Hope we weren't too much trouble.

[HAWKE]

You alright?

[LAURA]

Now that I'm back to normal, you mentioned something called coffee.

The lady at Shake Shake told me I couldn't order food without my mom, so I told her my mom wasn't here and she patted my head while mumbling something and gave me a free burger, shake, and fries.

Adults are weird.

Bloody hell. Maybe there is Hell on Earth afterall. There are way too many children in this place.

I am so glad this place didn't turn me into a 7 year old. Could be worse though. We could all be turned into teenagers again and relieve all the acne, hormones and teenage angst.

Bein' stuck in Vegas is gettin' real old real fast.

Well isn't this my lucky day. Stuck in Vegas with a bunch of famous people! Did I win the lottery? But I didn't even play! Oh boy!

I'm Pool, by the way. Deadpool.

No one who didn't wake up as a child on Saturday morning woke up as one on any of the following mornings, did they? Is it safe to sleep yet?