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I keep finding myself back in this damned room. At least when they locked me away this time they gave me one hell of a companion.

There is a mighty beast within my chambers! I have not seen such a magnificent creature since my last hunting expedition with Sif and the Warriors Three. Not even on Midgard. Yet I cannot deny, I feel as though I have known her a long time.

[LOKI]

You've been quiet.

Alex is gone.

That's it. I give up. I will never get used to pants.

The vacation has been fun and all but I really got to get home to the wife and kids.

I did not escape one prison to be put in another. Whoever the hell has put me here will die when I find them.

I need some help! I can't hold these guys off much longer. I need my suit.

If you need bottle caps come find me at the Atomic Wrangler. I've got a way to get some for use as long as you spend them quick and don't hang around for more than an hour or so after they've been spent.

The woman I woke up with this morning looks just like she crawled into bed from straight out of the grave she's been rotting in for the last twenty years. Not that anything around here looks much better, actually, and here I thought I had already seen the shittiest of shitholes. Beatrix, the woman who looks dead and isn't, tells me I've been a bouncer here for years and that I probably did too much jet last night or I'd definitely remember what a great time she showed me. Nice lady, other than being the most hideous, fucking delusional thing I've ever seen. Ain't gonna be winning any singing competitions, either, having a voice like sandpaper the way she does. She's what you call a ghoul, according to her, something about heavy radiation. Too early for me to make any sense of it beyond that.

So here we are, Beatrix the whore ghoul and me, sitting at the bar at 8 in the goddamned morning with Thor, his hammer, and some glowing soda we probably shouldn't be drinking and I'm starting to wonder more about what this jet shit is because it sounds a hell of a lot like something I might not mind getting my hands on sometime soon but Beatrix says I'll need caps for that. Fucking bottlecaps is what they want, how the hell does that even work? And she looked at me like I was the crazy one. Christ, this place. Has anyone been by the Mandalay?

Laura

Where are you?

Shep

Where are you?

Things are downright boring at the moment. Anyone up for a little fun?

There's a whole strip of casinos out there to choose from. Who's up for it? I'm feeling lucky tonight, could be some of that might rub off on you. Maybe you'll win big, maybe you'll find some poor rich bastard's wallet, at the very least you absolutely will not be fucking bored. I can't remember the last time I was in one place for quite so long, got me feeling restless and I won't sleep a goddamned wink tonight if I don't get some of this burnt off.

Remember when you asked a kid if he'd torn a heart out before? The answer is no, I've not torn out any hearts. That's too fucking quick of a death. I like to enjoy my victims.

Anyone else starting to get a little stir crazy in this place?

This is like the best day ever!

How about whoever is responsible for this just sends me home and I don't rip their heart out in return. Don't get me wrong, I love Vegas but I have a more pressing matter back in Mystic Falls.

Hi, children. My name is Mrs. Potter 💖, like the lady who wrote Peter Rabbit. If you tell me your parents' phone numbers, I'll see if I can get a message to them so they know where you are.

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If any grownups would like to volunteer to help with this current situation please get in touch.

[FILTER: WORMY]

I'm sorry for the radio silence this past week. It's been a bit difficult, as you might imagine.

My father is going to hex whomever took me. I hope he lets me practice my hexes on you too.

I never thought I'd see the States. It looks nothing like the photos although it's probably worth mentioning that the latest pictures I've seen of this place (not really specifically this place but the country in general) were taken decades ago. Suppose I'll know what to expect if ever I get home and choose to vacation here when I'm 66.

I'm Peter. It's been almost a week now that I've been here. From what I've read I can expect to be here much longer. I understand that I shouldn't throw myself at the barrier but I'm open to any other advice that might make my stay here easier.

If anyone's thinking of setting this place ablaze I ask that you give it a couple days. Taking the stairs with this ankle's going to be a real son of a bitch.

I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, and I demand to be released immediately.

[Game of thrones spoilers likely]