OKAY. WE DIDN'T BUILD ANY OF THIS SHIT. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT CAN TOWN. SO WHERE THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK AM I?
IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES FEEL LIKE ANSWERING AND TELLING ME YOU'RE OKAY THAT WOULD BE GREAT. UNLESS YOU'RE TOO BUSY STIMULATING YOURSELVES OF COURSE. WOULDN'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, WOULD I. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING USELESS.
I'm having a hell of a time keeping track of all this. Took the liberty of going through the floors and writing down all the names on the doors. Looks like they've got us on four floors, like sadrines in this giant ass hotel.
So consider this your roll call. Let's just make sure everyone is present and accounted for. Say hello and I'll check you off my list.