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It's a damn shame it took me so long to come to appreciate this pool, I could spend entire days out here with the right refreshments. Some of you little shits better get out here and keep Jaye company, I'm taking a break.

Laura Moon, Daisy Adair, Jax Teller

Tuesday's the day. Let's get this done while most of those with the straight laces are reliving their childhoods and out of the fucking way.

The Tournament of Kings could've been better but I'd do the KISS themed mini golf again in a heartbeat. Definitely going to be taking it easy tomorrow, maybe some of you might be interested in bringing the kids to the pool with me. (...) I don't think I've ever said anything close to that without it being a euphemism for taking a shit.

Here's a tip: The Secret Life of Pets on Netflix is great for lying children who claim not to be tired despite an excess of attitude. Maybe anything is, I don't know. Mine used to do this if you gave them a bit of scotch and set them in front of a fire, wasn't no Disney or Pixar to put your little ones to sleep for you back then.

All I know is I better not wake up as a fucking kid.

Might be best to keep all the children in one place until we can figure this out. The very least we could do is keep a list of who's reverted back.

[ Cassian ]

You're not a child, are you?

I had a nightmare last night and I want my daddy. Does anyone know where he went?

Ohhhhhh, where am I? You can't find me! You'll never find me!

Anyone have any idea why this place is turning people into kids?

Shepard

What are the odds you might let me crash on the Normandy for a little while?

Laura

Hell of a view, isn't it? If a fresh pile of shit hits the fan while you're still busy thinking about fuck knows what I'll meet you up there.

If anyone's thinking of setting this place ablaze I ask that you give it a couple days. Taking the stairs with this ankle's going to be a real son of a bitch.

I think I have figured out this strange device, but my fingers appear to be too small. Oh, no look, it's recording my voice. Ahem. I am Tyrion Lannister and I could use a stiff drink. And to know if Daenerys Stormborn is here. Thank you.

Is that it? Oh, no I push this--

Karen, Friday, and myself have been working on how to break this barrier.


I'm not admitting defeat, but it's a bit more challenging than I had anticipated.

Do we have any computer knowledgeable, screw it. I need hackers, do we have any hackers out of this group that's been placed here?

I know of one of you. However, he's a tad young, helpful he will be, but I would like a few more to step up and help out.


Just reply back to here.

Hey, Sweeny.

Feeling up for that drink?

That was one of the better parties I've been at in a damn long time. If the blood soaked through my pillow's any indicator it ended on a high note, too. I'm glad I've paid housekeeping enough to like me because they're going to have a fucking field day stripping this bed if ever I decide to leave it. Going to call up room service in a moment, have some pancakes with whipped butter and real syrup. Remind me again how it is I ever didn't fucking love this place.

If anyone happens to see my phone lying around the pool area, very possibly at the bottom of it somewhere, let me know. The soggy contents of these pockets are proof enough that I forgot at some point they weren't water proof.

THOR

My friend, it was good to finally meet you. Hell of a shame we ain't done that sooner. Feels like I maybe fought a fucking boulder or got myself run over by one Indiana Jones style.

ANDERS

That glowing blue bullshit with the demonic voice, was that one of those frequent fuck ups of yours you were talking about? Just assuming as much, your girlfriend seemed pretty fucking concerned. If that's the shit mages are pulling where you're from I can see why they're locking your asses up. A word of warning would have been appreciated.

LAURA

Leave the book where it belongs next time there's a party, yeah? You had plenty of time to catch up on your reading while you were dead and the rest of us were sleeping.

Vegas!

Alright, I'm on board.


However, who the hell brought me here.

I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, and I demand to be released immediately.

[Game of thrones spoilers likely]

Since we all seem to be getting good news in the form of gifts, I thought I'd share some more good news. Caroline and I are planning a party to properly celebrate the disappearance of the poppies, and everyone is invited! We'll be having it outside by the pool on this coming Friday, and any contributions or assistance are very much appreciated. We all deserve a chance to relax, take a few moments to breathe and properly enjoy ourselves.

[MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE]

Anyone get nice gifts?

I don't have much experience with this world, but I've been thinking about what I could do to help - if nothing else, to have something to do. It's never good to be idle.

How hard would it be to open a clinic here? I'm an accomplished healer, both with and without magic, and I would not expect much in return. We are provided food and shelter here, and that is better than a lot in my world receive, but I would not mind having something to set aside.

[HAWKE]

I received an interesting gift this morning.

I'm hungry.

Now that the poppies are gone it has allowed me to get a better look at this place and the barrier that is keeping us in.

Has anyone tried having a pet in the hotel?

[FILTER: ANDERS]

I have super strength now, but I didn't before. Do you think I'd still have it when you magic me?

[FILTERS: DAISY ADAIR, GINGER MINGE]

The leprechaun won't shut up about robbing a bank. Since killing someone seems to only merit 24 hours lockdown, it's not the worst idea he's ever had. Interested?