Las Vegas Network

School is supposed to start next week. I thought we'd be home by then but I don't think that's going to happen.

Since we all seem to be getting good news in the form of gifts, I thought I'd share some more good news. Caroline and I are planning a party to properly celebrate the disappearance of the poppies, and everyone is invited! We'll be having it outside by the pool on this coming Friday, and any contributions or assistance are very much appreciated. We all deserve a chance to relax, take a few moments to breathe and properly enjoy ourselves.

[MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE]

Anyone get nice gifts?

I had this really weird dream last night that seemed so real! Uncle Steve was on the news and he fell off the top of a big truck as it was speeding down the highway. He was holding onto the side of it and trying to get back on the top!

It seems lots of people are having weird dreams lately. Is that normal?

The fireworks were awesome! Happy July 4th everyone!

holy shit is this vegas

youve rebuilt vegas my future minions your god is pleased

like seriously shitting fucking bricks dudes

so did i time travel in my sleep or what is that a thing that can happen

There sure are a lot of new people showing up these past couple of days.

Happy Father's Day Danno!

What is the meaning of this? Who or whatever has brought me here, I suggest you reverse it immediately or you will not like what happens next.

Because abducting the son of the most powerful man in Gotham is going to get you all the attention your mommy never gave you, right? You know what else it's going to get you? Paralyzed from the neck down.

Found a couple of stray cats. I'm keeping 'em.

I'm glad that it's finally stopped raining.

So can we expect things like this to happen all the time? Here, have a gift. And then we get zombies?

So is this like the apocalypse or something?

LET ME OUT

WHOEVER THE FUCK HAS LOCKED ME IN HERE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Uh.

So I woke up this morning and found thirty-six Starbucks Unicorn Fraps in my fridge. They're free for anyone who wants one.

[Wade Wilson]

Why.

Okay.

I'm having a hell of a time keeping track of all this. Took the liberty of going through the floors and writing down all the names on the doors. Looks like they've got us on four floors, like sadrines in this giant ass hotel.

So consider this your roll call. Let's just make sure everyone is present and accounted for. Say hello and I'll check you off my list.

( long freaking list )

I don't know what's worse Hawaii or Las Vegas...

The fuck, dude?