Las Vegas Network

The woman I woke up with this morning looks just like she crawled into bed from straight out of the grave she's been rotting in for the last twenty years. Not that anything around here looks much better, actually, and here I thought I had already seen the shittiest of shitholes. Beatrix, the woman who looks dead and isn't, tells me I've been a bouncer here for years and that I probably did too much jet last night or I'd definitely remember what a great time she showed me. Nice lady, other than being the most hideous, fucking delusional thing I've ever seen. Ain't gonna be winning any singing competitions, either, having a voice like sandpaper the way she does. She's what you call a ghoul, according to her, something about heavy radiation. Too early for me to make any sense of it beyond that.

So here we are, Beatrix the whore ghoul and me, sitting at the bar at 8 in the goddamned morning with Thor, his hammer, and some glowing soda we probably shouldn't be drinking and I'm starting to wonder more about what this jet shit is because it sounds a hell of a lot like something I might not mind getting my hands on sometime soon but Beatrix says I'll need caps for that. Fucking bottlecaps is what they want, how the hell does that even work? And she looked at me like I was the crazy one. Christ, this place. Has anyone been by the Mandalay?

Laura

Where are you?

Shep

Where are you?

I woke up to find two little old ladies standing over me with smiles on their faces, and a third holding a knife to my throat. I don't know where I am, but they took everything I had minus the clothes on my back.

Anyone else having that kind of morning?

I believe others were complaining it was too boring?

[Private to Sam]

Where are you?

SO, just checking to make sure I'm not the only one who woke up in the Mad Max universe over here

[Private to Hunters and Co]

Dor and I are safe.............ish. We're outside the walls and all dirty but intact.

[Separate filters to: James Barnes | Peter Parker & friends | Sam Wilson | Steve Rogers | Thor | Tony Stark]
Where are you, and are you safe?

Everyone needs to do a headcount of their people, immediately.

Could get used to this

I can't find any wifi or cell signal, I don't know how our devices are even working. I did pick up a couple of very strange radio stations

I'm sitting outside some kind of gift shop, I think. The woman who runs it is nice, she had food for both me and Vegas. She keeps calling me 'FP' and acting like she knows me better than I know her.

I've got a piece of rebar, she told me to keep it close. And to be careful with my bottle caps. She asked where my girlfriend is. I'd like to know that myself.

...this wouldn't be so bad if everyone just quit calling me by my dad's name. At least Vegas seems happy.

[Filtered to Bucky and Wanda]

Buck and I are safe, where are you, can you get a landmark bearing on any of these new buildings?

What...fresh hell is this?

[SHADOWHUNTERS*]

I don't know what's going on. But I was attacked as soon as I woke up, and I'm feeling a little outnumbered right now.

Best I can figure, [this] is my location.

*She's too freaked out to think about filtering this from Sebastian

Guess this would be an appropriate time for a Rick Roll.

...Lucifer? Maze? Has the world gone to Hell?

Is everyone alright?

ALEX? WHERE ARE YOU?

If people don't stop separating me from my daughter, they're gonna be so sorry.

Hope? Where are you?

Sure wish I had my chainsaw right about now.

My Students

Where are you? Are you alright? I can protect you, just tell me where you are.

Not that this isn't a fun new experience, which it's not, but I'm over it.

We need to centralize and do a headcount. Anyone turn up in a place big enough for everyone? My last tally had us at just over a hundred people.

What the hell is going on?

Elena? Where are you?

I think I prefer the Titty Twister over this place.

Seth? Kate? Claire? Where are you?

No fancy room here. Just a palate of furs and a knife. Wish I had my bow, but I will make it work. There's a wall but no snow. I heard some wolves in the distance. Jon Snow, Robb Stark are you nearby?

I got woken up at the crack of dawn and found myself in some sort of barracks. The guys who slept in the bunks either side of me know my name and act like they've known me for years. I feel like I would remember them, if I knew them - I'm not in the habit of losing my memory suddenly. When I demanded to know where the hell I was, they laughed at me and thought I'd had too much of the secret stash of moonshine. Told me to move fast, or I'd miss breakfast. I've got a boss, I've got a job - I've even got a uniform. Apparently, I'm part of the military in this place too, or at least they think I am.

But I remember how everything looked outside when I went to sleep, and it doesn't look the same now. We got any theories?

[MIRANDA]

Are you alright? Where are you?

Guess who's glad he sleeps with a sword? This guy! I feel like I've played this game before...

Claire Bennet, Peter Parker, Selina Kyle. Check in!

This is regrettable. I am happy to report that I know where my Queen is. Alex, my friend, are you alright?

If anyone encounters either of the women below, please let me know, and help them find someplace safe to stay until this all blows over.

Thank you, I'll owe you.

(*insert pictures of Betty and Veronica here*)

Fell asleep in a bed and woke up in the back of an arms truck. What the hell? The man who woke me told me Jimmy was waiting for me at the the Wrangler. Who the fuck is Jimmy and where's the damned Wrangler?

Text to Jax
Are you still here?