Las Vegas Network

As it turns out, it's a lot harder to get decent service in at a casino bar once they find out your AmEx Centurion card is now a very expensive paperweight.

But hey, who else can say they've been physically removed from the MGM Grand in two different Las Vegases?

[Texts to Steve Rogers]

-- You know, I've been giving religion some pretty serious thought since we talked at the buffet
-- I don't know if I agree that shrimp is an abomination as a normative matter, but all you can eat shrimp cocktail definitely is.

I don't know why everyone seems so upset about being here. I'd take this over drowning any day.

Ok. Where am I and why am I here? It's better than being dead.

Wotcher, friends. I'm not complaining that I get to spend some time in Las Vegas, but uh... what the hell?