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Title: A Night on the Town, VI
Challenge: the Dursleys![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif)
snape100, myths lupin100
Word Count: 100
Severus did not relax until his ex had been absorbed by the crowd watching a darts game. Remus ordered food, and by the time it arrived they were deep in a conversation about last autumn's Muggle election in America.
"And your mother actually cares?"
"At least she hasn't fallen for the urban legend about voting machines," said Remus. "At least, I think it's a myth."
"And now, ladies and gentlemen - the main event! Johnny "Mad Dog" Rico against Dudley "The Killer Whale" Dursley!"
Severus' jaw dropped. Remus gaped at the telly. "Isn't that - "
"Potter's cousin?"
Challenge: the Dursleys
snape100, myths lupin100Word Count: 100
Severus did not relax until his ex had been absorbed by the crowd watching a darts game. Remus ordered food, and by the time it arrived they were deep in a conversation about last autumn's Muggle election in America.
"And your mother actually cares?"
"At least she hasn't fallen for the urban legend about voting machines," said Remus. "At least, I think it's a myth."
"And now, ladies and gentlemen - the main event! Johnny "Mad Dog" Rico against Dudley "The Killer Whale" Dursley!"
Severus' jaw dropped. Remus gaped at the telly. "Isn't that - "
"Potter's cousin?"