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Title: A Night on the Town, VI
Challenge: the Dursleys snape100, myths lupin100
Word Count: 100


Severus did not relax until his ex had been absorbed by the crowd watching a darts game. Remus ordered food, and by the time it arrived they were deep in a conversation about last autumn's Muggle election in America.

"And your mother actually cares?"

"At least she hasn't fallen for the urban legend about voting machines," said Remus. "At least, I think it's a myth."

"And now, ladies and gentlemen - the main event! Johnny "Mad Dog" Rico against Dudley "The Killer Whale" Dursley!"

Severus' jaw dropped. Remus gaped at the telly. "Isn't that - "

"Potter's cousin?"