Harry Potter Halloween

Gift for: lore, shadowycat, and starduchess

From: magnetic_pole

Title: Red Sky at Morning
Characters: Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Severus Snape
Rating: PG for adult themes
Summary: November 1, 1981. Some are celebrating. Petunia Dursley is terrified.
Notes: A thank you drabble for our mods! Congrats on ten years and thank you for a great fandom event.

( Petunia saw the blood even before she saw the baby. )

Gift for: inamac

From: torino10154

Title: Jacked
Pairing: Vernon Dursley/an unsuspecting pumpkin
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Very clearly an unauthorized piece of fanfiction.
Warning: 'Sex' and 'Vernon' in the same 200 words? Actually, a bit of a wank.
Summary: Vernon gets a bit distracted while setting out to carve Dudley's jack-o'-lantern.
Notes: Thank you to F and D. Happy Halloween, inamac!

( Jacked )