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Tweak says, "I can has tofu?"

steve rogers (thefirstavenger) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-11-17 01:41:00

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bruce banner, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, martha smith-jones, peggy rogers, steve rogers, thor odinson, tony stark

( Voice Post )
( Steve sounds different, less self-assured and somewhat out of breath )

Guys...something's wrong...

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	Voice Response. ihatesweet 2012-11-18 03:07 am UTC (link)
	[curious yet still, somehow, a bit aloof] Did you set your entire body on fire or did it originate on your arms? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Voice Response. tonystarks 2012-11-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	[ shaky, nervous laughter ] My arms. It started on my arms. I alao think I might have accidentally broken a light fixture by looking at it wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Voice Response.

ihatesweet
2012-11-18 04:53 am UTC (link)

[an annoyed sigh]

It's certainly possible. You can do the same to other beings, if you concentrate enough. Mortals are the easiest targets, of course, but few are completely invulnerable. You can also bind people to yourself, or specific locations, by use of their blood, along with a few other [pause] abilities that I'd rather not discuss in such a public place.

[another pause]

In short, congratulations. You're currently a god.

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	Voice Response. tonystarks 2012-11-18 05:13 am UTC (link)
	[ a long pause ] I'm a god. This does not bode well for the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response. ihatesweet 2012-11-18 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Unless I'm mistaken, which isn't likely, then yes. You seem to be able to do all of the things that I normally can do. As I'm a goddess, that would make you a god, albeit temporary. [a snort] I'm sure Asaph is capable of keeping the universe intact, despite what you may do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response. tonystarks 2012-11-18 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Huh. How does the killing people thing work? I can't do that accidentally, can I? Not that universe, obviously. The universe that had me at the center of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Voice Response.

ihatesweet
2012-11-18 05:32 am UTC (link)

Not easily, no. Avoid glaring for extended periods at anyone. It shouldn't be an issue, if you can manage that much.

[a pause]

Yes, well, I can't speak for that universe. I do know that this likely isn't permanent as little in this place is. I wouldn't get too comfortable with my abilities, if I were you.

[another pause; a soft sigh]

Also, I don't know if my worshippers will be transferred to you as well but, if you start hearing voices, you will need to find a way to filter them or you'll never get any rest. Just don't ignore them entirely. Prayers have a way of compounding if they go unnoticed.

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tonystarks
2012-11-18 09:34 pm UTC (link)

Duly noted. How does the blood bondage thing work?

( swearing as he drops the phone to put out a small fire before picking it up again. )

I don't know how I could. My universe already has a Human Torch.

( a sigh, and a thoughtful pause. )

How do I answer them? I'm... pretty knew at this whole god thing. Don't want to fall down on the job, or anything. Although I'm pretty sure I shouldn't answer most of these. Some of this sounds more like vengeance demon stuff.

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ihatesweet
2012-11-19 05:15 am UTC (link)

[a pause, followed by a sigh]

If you would like to discuss it more in depth, we can meet in person. I'm not talking about it where others can hear.

[another, longer pause]

You don't answer all of them, Stark. All you have to do is listen to them. Then you decide which ones are worthy of a response.

[another pause; her tone turns a bit amused]

That being said, I'm the Goddess of Death and Destruction, especially of the mortal ego, foremost and above all else. What kind of prayers did you think I would receive? I suggest you get used to it.

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