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Tweak says, "you get to burning"

lιттle rocĸ (notsolittlerock) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-08-31 01:36:00

Entry tags:

jenna sommers, jude harvelle, kate kane, loki laufeyson, molly suresh, rogue, thor odinson

( Filtered from kids, just in case )
So I know everyone's freaking out and the locals are one good round of crazy from firebombing shit, but I think we all need a distraction.

So here's a picture of a wolverine fighting a bear. It is very factual and accurate.

You're welcome, Colligo.

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	untouchable 2011-08-31 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Where did you even find that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notsolittlerock
2011-08-31 05:50 am UTC (link)

There's a magical place called cracked.com. I want to live there forever. Here's some quotes about the wolverine.

"They didn't name the comic book character after the wolverine because he's often found on the tundra and scent-marks his territory (although it might make for a better comic book if he did)."

"Look how cute he is! Then there's this: [Insert picture of crazed wolverine here that I'm not putting, because Oh my Adam, creepy] And it's like watching a baby unhinge its jaw to swallow a kitten whole; the cuteness all instantly perverts into horror."

"Wolverines will actively stalk and attack larger predators by hiding on top of rocky outcrops or in trees, then leaping off onto their backs, biting, chewing, mauling and stomping on their spines like a backpack capable of hate."

Does Logan jump on people's backs and maul them like a hateful backpack? Because if he does, I want video.

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	untouchable 2011-08-31 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like I'll have to check it out if it has stuff like this. And I can describe Logan a lot of ways but I don't think hateful backpack is one I'd use. Sorry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
	You know...I think he should change his name to Honey Badger. Those little guys are just scary. And you could fill your whole magic castle with all the fucks they don't give. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	untouchable 2011-08-31 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Honey Badger?!? ~~At this rate I'm going to pull something, laughing so hard.~~ How is a honey badger scarier than a wolverine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notsolittlerock
2011-08-31 06:20 am UTC (link)

There's this video where the following happens:
-The honey badger chasing a leopard
-The honey badger climbing a tree to attack a cobra
-The honey badger stealing a puff adder's food, mauling the puff adder to death while getting the fuck bit out of it, then eating the puff adder. BTW, puff adders are super incredibly poisonous. So the honey badger is all poisoned and you're sure it's gonna die, but it shakes it off and KEEPS EATING THE POISONOUS SNAKE.

The honey badger just doesn't give a fuck. Not one single, solitary fuck.

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