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Tweak says, "Snape lives, the end."

lιттle rocĸ (notsolittlerock) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-08-31 01:36:00

Entry tags:

jenna sommers, jude harvelle, kate kane, loki laufeyson, molly suresh, rogue, thor odinson

( Filtered from kids, just in case )
So I know everyone's freaking out and the locals are one good round of crazy from firebombing shit, but I think we all need a distraction.

So here's a picture of a wolverine fighting a bear. It is very factual and accurate.

You're welcome, Colligo.

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	untouchable 2011-08-31 05:44 am UTC (link)
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	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:45 am UTC (link)
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	untouchable 2011-08-31 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Where did you even find that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notsolittlerock
2011-08-31 05:50 am UTC (link)

There's a magical place called cracked.com. I want to live there forever. Here's some quotes about the wolverine.

"They didn't name the comic book character after the wolverine because he's often found on the tundra and scent-marks his territory (although it might make for a better comic book if he did)."

"Look how cute he is! Then there's this: [Insert picture of crazed wolverine here that I'm not putting, because Oh my Adam, creepy] And it's like watching a baby unhinge its jaw to swallow a kitten whole; the cuteness all instantly perverts into horror."

"Wolverines will actively stalk and attack larger predators by hiding on top of rocky outcrops or in trees, then leaping off onto their backs, biting, chewing, mauling and stomping on their spines like a backpack capable of hate."

Does Logan jump on people's backs and maul them like a hateful backpack? Because if he does, I want video.

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	untouchable 2011-08-31 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like I'll have to check it out if it has stuff like this. And I can describe Logan a lot of ways but I don't think hateful backpack is one I'd use. Sorry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
	You know...I think he should change his name to Honey Badger. Those little guys are just scary. And you could fill your whole magic castle with all the fucks they don't give. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	untouchable 2011-08-31 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Honey Badger?!? ~~At this rate I'm going to pull something, laughing so hard.~~ How is a honey badger scarier than a wolverine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notsolittlerock
2011-08-31 06:20 am UTC (link)

There's this video where the following happens:
-The honey badger chasing a leopard
-The honey badger climbing a tree to attack a cobra
-The honey badger stealing a puff adder's food, mauling the puff adder to death while getting the fuck bit out of it, then eating the puff adder. BTW, puff adders are super incredibly poisonous. So the honey badger is all poisoned and you're sure it's gonna die, but it shakes it off and KEEPS EATING THE POISONOUS SNAKE.

The honey badger just doesn't give a fuck. Not one single, solitary fuck.

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	twicenamed_kane 2011-08-31 05:47 am UTC (link)
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	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:51 am UTC (link)
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	twicenamed_kane 2011-08-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
	If I fall off a shadowy perch remembering that and laughing, you will so owe me a free beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:57 am UTC (link)
	I think I can manage that, ven if you don't fall off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-08-31 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Thanks! Back to work. Trying not to imagine Batman in a similar situation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh...you mean...Batman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-08-31 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Beer. Soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Did you fall off something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-08-31 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Teach me to try to work a PDA while dangling from a gargoyle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Don't die horribly. If you do, you can't get your drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twicenamed_kane 2011-08-31 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I try not to do that! You keep safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Always do. You keep safe too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	humanmapquest 2011-08-31 05:51 am UTC (link)
	If he comes after you, I'm not warning you when he's on his way. If I do, you'll never learn your lesson. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:52 am UTC (link)
	You'd miss me if I died in a tragic wolverine-related incident. But Dog will defend me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	humanmapquest 2011-08-31 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh Jude. I'd find a way to bring you back. I'd lecture you on that being the reason we don't purposefully antagonize a virtually unstoppable guy with a short fuse and giant, razor-sharp claws, but I'd still bring you back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 05:57 am UTC (link)
	And that's why you're my best friend and hetero-lifemate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 06:30 am UTC (link)
	The humor escapes me, I am afraid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:30 am UTC (link)
	That's okay. My humor escapes lots of folks. Jude. You're Loki, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Indeed I am. I suppose this is when you regale me with stories you've heard of me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Or this is the part where I regale you with my ability to check the network backlogs to make sure I got someone's name right? My best friend, before he got sent back, was the antichrist. I don't put much stock in stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 06:40 am UTC (link)
	As you shouldn't. Most are just fairytales. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 06:41 am UTC (link)
	So, tell me about yourself. You'd know the facts better than anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 06:42 am UTC (link)
	And why would I part with such information? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I can say please if it'll help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Manners, while however kind they may be, do not instill trust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Point. But you don't actually have to tell me. I was just curious, and I figured better to ask you than listen to other people stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	You could listen to their stories. They'd just be incorrect... as are most things in the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ifhebeworthy 2011-08-31 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	I could always just make up things until you volunteer the proper information yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, just as I could tell everyone how you angered the Lady Sif by walking into her dressing chambers as a young boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifhebeworthy 2011-08-31 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	If we're talking about times Lady Sif was angered by being peeped on, brother dear, your list is far more extensive than mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mischieving 2011-08-31 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Because of you and Fandral. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thecoolaunt 2011-08-31 07:43 am UTC (link)
	My money's on Yogi. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notsolittlerock 2011-08-31 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it depends on if Yogi is rabid or not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ifhebeworthy 2011-08-31 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Do bears often wear ties and hats? (Reply to this)