Ah ha. Ah ha ha.

Why am I in a guy's penthouse?

Where are my clothes?

Duggan's gonna kill me.

Seems like an awful lot of new people around these days. Makes a man feel old, almost.

Am I going crazy, or did anyone else see that?

I wonder what the weather is like in Florida...

Almost wedding time. And I have never been happier in my life.

Whatever I did to deserve this? I am glad I did it.

( Myrene )

Once again I am stuck looking for accommodations... any suggestions?

( Rodney )

Hey Rajani and Ronon.

That was an utterly bitching night, regardless of the language barrier. Although those guys were on enough stuff, maybe it's WASN'T German they were speaking.

If either of you ever wanna cut loose, gimme a jingle. Adrenaline and troublemaking are my drugs of choice.

PS: Ronon, that disengage-and-evade you pulled on the orange and pink girl shedding glitter everywhere? Thing of beauty, bravo.

I like this world, a lot, and I am the luckiest man alive.

You know what they don't have out in the Middle East? Good mexican, and I'm not talking that gourmet mexican, because that's a freaking oxymoron. I'm talking greasy, glorious burritos with enough guac and sour cream to stun a cow that the tortilla is mostly lard so it's nice and chewy.

Any takers?

( Myrene )

Can't write debriefs because they all are either Crystal Method or Prodigy lyrics, but getting my tea for free due to bursting out with Spin Spin Sugar?

Priceless.


Hey 'Rene! Do you sing Technologic or Machine Head?

The night life in New York is a lot more tame than I expected, but I guess a world without mutants and aliens showing up all over gets that.

Okay, terrorizing neighbor's hydrangea is getting really old.

What--- where am I? Was that a vortex? I-- this looks like my city, sounds like my city... and yet. . . something is off here.

I'll be back. Eventually.

( Ray. )

To all of my new arrivals, I am sorry for not getting to you individually. I've been a very busy deity pulling you all here.

But if you have any questions, feel free to ask away.

Wait, what....?

Oh, heck... not again.