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[Nov. 12th, 2009|11:59 pm] |
Uh, Satan? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|11:08 pm] |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|02:41 am] |
Dammit.
Nathan, I hope you're not all messed up, still. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|11:40 pm] |
Hey, Satan. What're we doing on Saturday? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|12:06 am] |
SO! Is going to be a goes-on-tourings time soon. I's is am thinking that means is should be a celebraileations time right now.
Who's coming? |
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[Oct. 7th, 2009|08:31 am] |
I LOVE THE TOUR SCHEDULE. You guys should check this out.
And I can't say anything about the stages but holy hell they're so metal it's not even possible to describe how metal they are in words.
I'm motivated. Let's start this. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Oh, hey, so, uh. Our new album came out today, so that's probably why there's more murders and fires and riots and badass stuff going on than most Tuesdays. Because Tuesdays usually really fucking blow. Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday so that's why this came out today. So when you're old, and decrepit, and pooping on yourself, you can think back and go 'hey, that one Tuesday back that one time was pretty badass'. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|11:21 am] |
Charles, can we do something about putting more soundproofing in the band's bedroom hallway? There's... issues surrounding the Explosions and their rather loud and annoying fucking. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|05:28 am] |
GAALA YOU NEED TO REDO THE LAST SESSION
Some asshole worker died while cleaning the recording junk. Blood got into all the buttons and somehow deleted the whole session.
Nathan this goes for us too.
I need a fucking drink. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Natalie! Dudes Natalie! Dat guy!
We should sends that Dirty Jobs guy an applications to come works as a Klokateers for a day. Seriouslies, works with a pottery guy? Pfft, that's just a clay and a soots, not a dirty kinds of job. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|06:40 am] |
Can we PLEASE not have any more crazy not!Dethklok people show up?
Natalie's driving me up the wall. She won't shut up. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2009|06:33 pm] |
Klokateers:
STOP TOUCHING MY CAT. DO NOT GIVE HIM TREATS. I GIVE HIM TREATS. OR THE GIRL ME. THAT IS ALL.
Seriously though I don't know what else to complain about everything's really pretty fucking awesome. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2009|04:42 pm] |
So the redhead roadie guy says I should probably post here since I haven't yet because apparently this is like school with role call or something.
Hi. I'm Natalie and I hate you all. That is all.
Oh, and Gaala needs to go record her parts so I can get in the studio or I swear I will throw all the guitars out the window again. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|06:17 pm] |
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I'm going to throw a party.
If you think you can handle it, then you're more than welcome to join me. I should assure you it's not for the faint of heart.
Do let me know if you think you can though, I'm curious who actually has balls in this place. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|02:54 pm] |
Hey Natans, I hear you got yourselfs a lead guitar lady! HOPES YOU GOTS A WHOLE LOTTA TAMPONS CAUSE DEY BLEEDS FOUR DAYS A MONTH |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|03:00 pm] |
Why is a fuck there be a stormswind at a shootings range? Buübsjob weather, who's a fuck need at it anyway? |
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[Jul. 17th, 2009|11:53 pm] |
I feel like going back to my old roots so to speak.
It's been entirely too quiet lately. You know how much I hate that. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|12:25 am] |
AUGH
I NEED TO PLAY ALL THESE SONGS I WROTE
I'M GOING NUTS HERE |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|04:49 pm] |
omg you guys I just had the best idea.
Sable, I need you to hurry up and learn how to play drums. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|08:53 am] |
So I ams made of all sort of thing dats is awesome and great. I gets TWO totally metal artist types as sons.
Beats dat, Nathan. Ha. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|01:08 am] |
WHAT THE HELL
I WENT TO MORDHAUS TO GO GET BOOZE
and this terrible fucking horrible music is everywhere and I want to kill any living thing that walks past me and now i have a migraineadsfasf;l |
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[May. 22nd, 2009|06:38 am] |
Hey Nathan, are you up for uh, cocktails or something tonight? I need to knock this bug out of my system. Alcohol should do it. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|07:03 pm] |
Yeah, I don't care what day it is. Unless it's brutal, I don't appreciate it.
We should have Blood Appreciation Day. Not only is it metal, it's apparently also useful. And important. To live. And it makes an awesome fountain. And it rhymes with a lot.
So. Uhhhhhhh. Yeah. Appreciate it. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2009|03:09 am] |
Why is it that Othnar can not summon the driving snow any longer
This makes Othnar sad |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:14 pm] |
OH THANK FUCKING GOD.
Or whatever made those animals go away. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|07:23 pm] |
OTHNAR MAKES SNOW
LAPLAND WILL NOT SEE SPRING FOR ANOTHER MONTH |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|06:53 pm] |
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ALL OF THESE GOATS OUT OF MY ROOM. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:02 pm] |
...Right. There seems to be a bug going around again, so I need everyone to check in. This applies to Dethklok, family to Dethklok, employees.
Also, someone please notify me immediately when my new shipment of glasses come in. I seem to have incinerated all of my extras. With my laser eyes. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2009|07:02 pm] |
IT'S MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR.
Fuck yeah, let's do this. Maybe I can drink all the beer at a pub again like I did last year. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2009|02:24 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY DOES ALL THIS FINANCIAL NEWS BULLSHIT KEEP GETTING SENT TO MY CELL PHONE.
It made me throw it and now my phone's broken. Fucking... stupid douchebag phone.
So, uhhhhh. If you're calling me right now, I'm not going to get it. It's going to my phone. That's not really a phone anymore. They're going somewhere, I'm just not getting them. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2009|02:48 am] |
I am so fucking glad I don't have any kids and that Satan doesn't want any more of them. Fuck that. They're all... small. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Well, now this is an unexpected development. I've never been in a tornado before. At least, that's what I think it was. Even so, coming from Chicago to London is a bit of a stretch. Any idea how to get back? I sort of need to check on my company for a little surprise visit. Keeps them on their toes.
Ohh.. sorry, I nearly forgot my manners. Perhaps this predicament affected me more than I thought. My name is Damien Thorn, Yale student and CEO of Thorn Industries. This sort of thing doesn't happen very often. Usually not at all. I wonder if anyone else has ever been in the same predicament.. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:01 pm] |
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A ROBOT.
Now there's three of him.
Fuck, I bet he's going to yell three times more now. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
So weird.
New guy...looks like me. Like...twins.
I mean, yeah. I know it happens, here. I've seen other people who look like other people. But this time it's me. And...that's just weird.
How do you deal with that craziness? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|03:13 pm] |
I had forgotten just how much I hate Perpetuity clauses.
I was so certain that I was done with this. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|04:11 am] |
I suggest the procreating stops before I make it stop permanently.
Those of you know who I'm talking to. |
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