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[Mar. 30th, 2011|06:34 pm] |
LKDS;GJ;LDKSA
DRAGON |
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[Mar. 8th, 2011|07:32 pm] |
What the hell? Tornadoes again?
This had better be the place with the boy-us in it, or I'm going to kick someone's ass. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2011|07:09 pm] |
Honestly!
I'm currently staying inside a castle shaped like a dragon. The security seem to be fond of gimp masks. They sign up to die for the band. Fans are so fanatical they will commit suicide if an album isn't dropped on time. The cook makes strange noises, but he's quite pleasant, I've found. And he knows how to make a killer breakfast. But there's also strange appearances of blood, and I stepped in some without realizing it.
But the beauty, it's beyond your dreams. The art is fantastic. The music, still, it's not my taste, but there is wonderful harmony being played at the moment (I swear there's three sets of drums, one trying to plea for rain, one summoning minotaurs, and one with a drummer hyped on those damn energy drinks and trying to get over it). This place is, well, completely ungodly in every form and fashion for someone like me, but here I am.
And you know what? Judge not lest ye be judged is possibly the most intellectual thing Jesus ever said. Of course, he then went on to tell the Sanhedrin that they were not of Abraham, but of the devil, and they goaded him and goaded so much so he called them out as devil-worshipers, and had to hide from being stoned...so make of that what you will.
In other news, returning to work early Wednesday morning. Why didn't anyone tell me about portkeys? I was handed a manky old boot and given no more information. I nearly...sicked up all over a terrifying fauna tyrannosaurus rex. This place is like Edward Scissorhands on Elm Street, honestly. A little warning would have been most appreciated!
Ah, but I complain in my old age. How fares the general populous? There are so many of you I have not spoken to, I fear I make myself too unapproachable most times. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2011|08:36 pm] |
GODFUCKINGLKJDGALS;KDJA;GKSDJ
DAMMIT |
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[Jan. 13th, 2011|05:29 pm] |
Augh, I'm so bored I could strangle a kid. I mean, I could probably do that anyway, but it's still really boring here.
I want to go set Norway on fire again. |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2010|12:54 pm] |
OW. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|12:36 am] |
Somethings... ams really fuckeds up abouts Belize. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2010|06:06 pm] |
WHAT THE HELL.
SKWISGAAR, HOW DID YOU ALREADY GET A HOT CHICK TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU ALREADY? WE'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK.
I'm going to punch you in the face and I hate you. |
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[Nov. 26th, 2010|01:12 pm] |
DE FUCKINGS HELL IS GOES ON HERE? I AIN'T NO SORTS OF A DOROMTHY LADY. DOES I LOOKS LIKE I HAVES ON PIGTAILS AND GOTS A YAPPYDOGS IN A BASKET? |
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[Aug. 4th, 2010|01:31 am] |
I kind of feel like I missed a big thing. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2010|06:54 pm] |
Hey, Teja. Want to see if you can outdrink me? Figured you'd uh. You know. Want to kill some fucking brain cells. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2010|06:44 pm] |
WHY IS IT SO NUTSACK HOT IN MORDHAUS?
Ugh, summer is brutal. |
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[May. 30th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY AND I HAVEN'T WOKEN UP DRUNK ALL WEEKEND. I DEMAND A FUCKING PARTY.
NOW.
PARTY AT MORDHAUS, EVERYONE COOL CAN COME, REGULAR JACKOFFS CAN GO TO HELL. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|03:15 pm] |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:34 pm] |
Oh, how I adore spring. Everything is so vibrant and starting to come to life.
Nathan, don't you agree, dearest? |
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[Mar. 9th, 2010|01:27 pm] |
Well, uh. This is all incredibly awkward. We still have a guitarist, but it's just weird not having all his groupies and stuff around. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2010|02:16 pm] |
WHERE. IS. MY. CAT. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|10:24 am] |
Huh.
I was reading something about a dead composer guy, Mozart. Pretty famous guy, I guess, had a movie made about him, or whatever.
Says here that he wrote a song titled "Lech mich im arsch." Uh, that translates to "Lick my ass," by the way.
I guess that's pretty metal for a guy from the 1700s. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2010|11:47 pm] |
i believe our new ladybutler should put on a cabaret by way of formal introduction.
whos with me on this? |
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[Jan. 8th, 2010|03:55 pm] |
So as I'm sure most of you are aware, there's been something of a regime change for the upper echelon of Dethklok Inc.
Really things are much the same now as they were before, just in smart heels.
I hope that the transition continues to go as smoothly as it has so far, and I do truly look forward to meeting those of you I haven't yet. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2009|06:45 pm] |
Ugh. 12 more days until our next concert. I'm gong stir crazy.
Nathan, let's go, I don't know, do something. |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|11:59 pm] |
Uh, Satan? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|11:08 pm] |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|02:41 am] |
Dammit.
Nathan, I hope you're not all messed up, still. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|11:40 pm] |
Hey, Satan. What're we doing on Saturday? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|12:06 am] |
SO! Is going to be a goes-on-tourings time soon. I's is am thinking that means is should be a celebraileations time right now.
Who's coming? |
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[Oct. 7th, 2009|08:31 am] |
I LOVE THE TOUR SCHEDULE. You guys should check this out.
And I can't say anything about the stages but holy hell they're so metal it's not even possible to describe how metal they are in words.
I'm motivated. Let's start this. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Oh, hey, so, uh. Our new album came out today, so that's probably why there's more murders and fires and riots and badass stuff going on than most Tuesdays. Because Tuesdays usually really fucking blow. Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday so that's why this came out today. So when you're old, and decrepit, and pooping on yourself, you can think back and go 'hey, that one Tuesday back that one time was pretty badass'. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|11:21 am] |
Charles, can we do something about putting more soundproofing in the band's bedroom hallway? There's... issues surrounding the Explosions and their rather loud and annoying fucking. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|05:28 am] |
GAALA YOU NEED TO REDO THE LAST SESSION
Some asshole worker died while cleaning the recording junk. Blood got into all the buttons and somehow deleted the whole session.
Nathan this goes for us too.
I need a fucking drink. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Natalie! Dudes Natalie! Dat guy!
We should sends that Dirty Jobs guy an applications to come works as a Klokateers for a day. Seriouslies, works with a pottery guy? Pfft, that's just a clay and a soots, not a dirty kinds of job. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|06:40 am] |
Can we PLEASE not have any more crazy not!Dethklok people show up?
Natalie's driving me up the wall. She won't shut up. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2009|06:33 pm] |
Klokateers:
STOP TOUCHING MY CAT. DO NOT GIVE HIM TREATS. I GIVE HIM TREATS. OR THE GIRL ME. THAT IS ALL.
Seriously though I don't know what else to complain about everything's really pretty fucking awesome. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2009|04:42 pm] |
So the redhead roadie guy says I should probably post here since I haven't yet because apparently this is like school with role call or something.
Hi. I'm Natalie and I hate you all. That is all.
Oh, and Gaala needs to go record her parts so I can get in the studio or I swear I will throw all the guitars out the window again. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|06:17 pm] |
I'm going to throw a party.
If you think you can handle it, then you're more than welcome to join me. I should assure you it's not for the faint of heart.
Do let me know if you think you can though, I'm curious who actually has balls in this place. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|02:54 pm] |
Hey Natans, I hear you got yourselfs a lead guitar lady! HOPES YOU GOTS A WHOLE LOTTA TAMPONS CAUSE DEY BLEEDS FOUR DAYS A MONTH |
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