Roswell, New Mexico In Character

You've been quiet. Too quiet. I haven't even seen you around the apartments.

What are you planning?

Peter god damn Hale.

What. Have. You. Done?

I would like to thank my lovely daughter, Malia, for bailing me out jail this morning.

Who knew that the good people of Roswell would be so upset by someone re-enacting their winning strip tease on a stop sign pole?

Malia, I owe you dinner and half my winnings from last night, as agreed.

Although this is going to hurt the business, as of right now, The Crashdown Cafe will no longer be selling milkshakes. It has been discovered that they are what is causing people to change genders. If you drank a milkshake today before the time of this post, expect that to happen. I'm heading down there after I post this to get samples for testing from the milkshake machine and ice cream so we can find out why this is happening and how fix it.

[There's a low growl that escapes over the network]

They say that you can look like family But this is ridiculous.

Holy... WHOA! Nope. Just... nope. This is not happening. And I thought Beacon Hills was screwed up.

I've been working on some plans, designing a welcome center that I'd like to build near the portal, to try and make the transition for new arrivals a little easier. I'm looking for a few people to help make this a reality. I can't pay much, but I'll provide food and drinks for anyone who helps out. If we get enough people it should be a quick job.

I'm heading to the Crashdown to grab some lunch, but I'd love to talk to some people with construction experience, because honestly, I'm a little out of my league on that side of things. Who's in?

So, I went to bed in Paris and woke up in the middle of the desert surrounded by people saying it's 2020. Looks like this place is going to be weirder than Beacon Hills.

I don't watch a lot of TV but I checked out the new Party of Five last night because it's about a Latina family and turns it out hit too close to home. I don't think I can watch it anymore. It has encouraged me to talk to Papi again about getting his papers, though. They can't take him away now with that barrier around the town up but it'll be good for him, and our family, to be an American citizen.

If I don't get back to where I need to be, people are going to start dropping.

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Anything I should know about the desert?

This is such a quaint little desert town to vacation in, even if I wasn't planning on being right this moment.

My only complaint so far, is the lack of amenities at our arrival point. Would it be that much of an issue to have some chairs, maybe an umbrella or two to help keep people relax and stay out of the sun while waiting for our tour guides? Maybe even a cooler or two of bottled water?

The hospitality is lacking a bit there at the beginning.