PARABOLICAL COMMUNICATIONS

The Joker is in the city. Some of you might know who he is, some of you might not. Different worlds make it hard to tell. He is dangerous. It doesn't matter if he's not immortal, or wielding massive super-human power, be careful. Oracle knows much more about him than I do, and she'll probably be updating us shortly. In the mean time, watch out for him. I'd rather we take him down fast, but with minimal injury in the process.

[People would probably include Clark, Raya, Lana, Bart, and anyone else who thinks they might have Kara/Supergirl/Linda on their contact list. JLA members maybe?]

These phones are so oooollldd. Helllooo? Who are you people?

I can turn LA into an ICE RINK! Raaaya! Come skating with meeee!

Hey, sweetheart. Where are you?