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does anyone know what hot dogs are made out of?

it's not dogs, is it? right?

It's so strange that large groups of people can get into this place, yet we still can't seem to find a way out.

I wonder how long the spirits of the fallen will remain restless.

This is a new experience..

I hope I'm using this correctly. Muggle technology and I don't often mix. I have played Solitaire a few times though, that was fun.

Hi, I'm Katie.

I don't know why everyone seems so upset about being here. I'd take this over drowning any day.

Where the bloody fuck am I and what has happened to my wife?

I am beginning to think that David Copperfield is not a real wizard

So sorry but I seem to be in need of a bit of help.

Where exactly am I and has anyone seen a leather suitcase about? Please don't open it should you find it.

It has personal effects inside of a delicate nature.

What is today's date?