Las Vegas Network

Holidays never really appealed to me. I think this one might be spent with some strong liquor and a good book.

A party seems ridiculous, but I suppose there's very little of this place that isn't.

What are the typical costumes one would wear to such a thing? Where I'm from we don't have anything like it.

Oh good. A party. A gathering of everyone in one place by the very people pulling our puppet strings. I'm sure that's incredibly safe.

I think someone just learned their lesson. Breaking that guy's nose and shattering his pelvis certainly made me feel better.

Heads up, everyone. There's yet another gang in competition for the strip, but this one is serious business - the NCR databases have them classified as slavers. If you can stay out of the strip, I really recommend that you do so. If you are still in the strip, you need to find a safe place to lay low as quickly as possible.

I don't care if you think you're stronger than them, if you think that you can beat them on your own, if you think that their actions won't affect you - in the end, it isn't worth a damn and I don't want to hear about it. What's important right now is that we help each other and stick together wherever possible, because that's definitely one of the ways that we'll get through this.

[MIRANDA LAWSON]

Wherever you are, I hope you are somewhere safe.

It feels good to kick ass, the lot of you just don't get the energy that I've been suppressing and to just go out there, kick some ass, feel like such a massive release.

Helps I lucked out with the kevlar body armor, but honestly I barely need it.


All I need is ice cream or to get lucky, I'd call this a win/win for me!

A day in the sun. Just what the doctor ordered.

[MIRANDA & WREX]

Everyone's gone. (...) Garrus, Grunt, Aria... they're just gone.

Since we all seem to be getting good news in the form of gifts, I thought I'd share some more good news. Caroline and I are planning a party to properly celebrate the disappearance of the poppies, and everyone is invited! We'll be having it outside by the pool on this coming Friday, and any contributions or assistance are very much appreciated. We all deserve a chance to relax, take a few moments to breathe and properly enjoy ourselves.

[MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE]

Anyone get nice gifts?

It's a damn relief to see those flowers gone. Not that wearing all the armour is a problem, I do it each time I leave the Normandy when I am away on missions, but didn't think it would be so helpful on Earth. Anyone feel like a bit of celebrating is in order?

[MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE]

If you go outside, I recommend full protective gear. That pollen is getting serious, and we can't take any chances. If any of you don't have, there's plenty of extra gear in the Normandy's lockers.

This has to be one massive cock-up, right?


That Codger better come find me. He wouldn't leave me here, he would fix this. He would have to fix this. It's what he does, it's who he is.

Now I'm sounding like some nutter plonker and I bloody don't know why.


Where is the Doctor?

Okay who decided that this was a good idea? I have things to do....