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You always hear of people saying 'New year, new me!' but if I could end out this year like I did last year, I'll be a happy guy.

Michelle and I want to start a book club, who's interested?

How is this a celebration?

There are so many people you can't walk and most of them are not the sort of people that you want to see.

Is there a meaning behind the excess?

[MICHELLE]

Want to start a book club?

[Betty, MJ, Peter P.]

Hey, did you guys want to hang out for New Year's Eve, maybe go check out that ferris wheel? We could get Chinese food and make it a little party.

I have a feeling these cassettes that were gifted to me are going to be well used! At least our abductors have good taste in music.

It's been a weird and awkward beginning to the month. I'm used to there being more snow this time of year, and while the storms were pretty cool it's just not the same. Kinda freaky to discover there are actual gods and (I assume) goddesses here, but I really shouldn't be surprised by much of anything anymore considering.

It's also pretty messed up to me that I got to keep my snake while Betty didn't get to keep her platypus, but I don't know what to do about it. Ugh.

I am relieved to be awake again, and returned to all of you. Despite my sudden absence, I have enough knowledge and understanding to believe that I was directly responsible for what has transpired these last few days, and I am sorry for that. Rest assured that it will not happen again unintentionally, and you are not in any danger from me. I am sworn to protect Earth and its people and that includes all of you, regardless of where you originally hail from. That being said, I imagine that some of you may have questions, and I will do my best to answer them.

[AVENGERS]

I do not even know where to begin. So much has changed, my friends.

[LOKI]

You faked your death. Again.

Perry was gone this morning. I'll miss him.

Is it terrible that I named my platypus after a cartoon? I couldn't think of anything else and Perry is so cute.

Did anyone else check out the Thanksgiving buffet? This might be the first year I can really say I ate to the point where I couldn't eat anymore.

Toni said it was a good spread, but was disappointed in the lack of mice.

I'm not sure what it says about me that I've gotten comfortable walking around with a snake coiling itself around me as I move.

A rattlesnake.

...yeah, that makes sense.

I woke up with a dog in my room! And not just any dog - she's the prettiest husky I've ever seen.

This place is great! But I miss home.

I'm not sure if it's because of the awesomeness of my Halloween look, or just in general, but I seriously need a motorcycle.

Well work up with fabulous hair still! Betty, not sure what you did, but...I like it! thanks.


Is it sad I'm craving a baked pretzels? Kinda homesick, I think.

Oh, New York-style bagel, would be great about now too!

I know this is awkward to ask, but...mind if I ask for you help on something?

So Betty, I think I found a good look...

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

What exactly is Halloween? Is it an important holiday in this country?