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wanking_mods (wanking_mods) wrote in hp_wankfest,
@ 2008-06-08 23:30:00

Time to Vote!
THE POLL IS NOW CLOSED!
Thanks everyone!

To Vote:

Enter the number of the fic or art for which you wish to vote in the text box on the poll below.

If you can't pick just one fic or piece of art, you may vote for two pieces in each category. (Simply enter "first number, second number.") Such votes will be weighted equally (i.e. not as "first place" and "second place").

No, you don't have to vote for two pieces in each category, and no, you don't have to vote in every category.

Both participants and watchers can vote! Yes, participants, you may self-vote -- we won't tell on you. ;)

The poll will stay open for four days -- until midnight on Friday (U.S. Eastern time); more than enough time for everyone to review the pieces and get their votes in, yes?

Once again, fest reveals and awards will be posted on Sunday, June 15!

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Art:

1. Their Darkest Secret -- Lucius Malfoy in Front of a Portrait with a Daydream Charm
2. Ice Crotch -- Pansy Parkinson in Florian Fortescue's with an Everlasting Icicle
3. Use Not Recommended By Manufacturer -- Ron Weasley Under the Quidditch Stands with a Viktor Krum Action Figure
4. Confiscation (Harry's in the cupboard again) -- Petunia Dursley at 4 Privet Drive with Harry's Wand
5. Why Finnegan missed the Quidditch match -- Seamus Finnegan in the Common Room with Lipstick
6. When the Keeper's Away... -- Luna Lovegood in a Tree with a Weasley Jumper
7. Filch's Little Secret -- Argus Filch in Filch's Office with a Wand
8. Lily of the Lake -- Lily Evans at Hogwarts' Lake with a Magical Boat
9. Secret Pleasure, Secret Rite -- Severus Snape in the Chamber of Secrets with a Magical Dildo
10. After Work -- Nymphadora Tonks on the Knight Bus with a Crystal Ball
11. Lucky Card! -- Gilderoy Lockhart in the Headmaster's Office with a Chocolate Frog Card
12. What a Wizard Needs -- Harry Potter in the Room of Requirement with Gloves
13. Hero Worship -- Lavender Brown in Greenhouse Three with the Sword of Gryffindor
14. Just out of Reach -- Draco Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with Harry's Glasses
15. Peacock Dreams -- Harry Potter in the Forbidden Forest with White Peacock Feathers
16. Luna Loves Good Trees -- Luna Lovegood at the Whomping Willow with a Magical Singing Dildo
17. Featherlight Touch -- Severus Snape in the Prefects' Bath with a Quill
18. Choked -- Regulus Black at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with Padfoot's Collar
19. "Professor, there is a delivery for you in the Staff Room!" -- Gilderoy Lockhart in the Hogwarts Staff Room with an Action Figure
20. Cataloging After Hours -- Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a Hair Ribbon

Fic:

21. A Good Provider -- Neville Longbottom in the Room of Requirement with a Remembrall
22. How to Handle an Enemy -- Draco Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room with Veritaserum
23. The Sound of His Voice -- Argus Filch in the Hogwarts Staff Room with a Howler
24. Solo with the Snitch -- Charlie Weasley in the Hogwarts Quidditch Locker Rooms with a Golden Snitch
25. Fetish -- Zacharias Smith in the Hogwarts Library with a House Scarf
26. First Among the Living -- Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Dungeons with the Resurrection Stone
27. Your Hair Upon the Pillow -- Bill Weasley in Shell Cottage with Hair
28. Maduro Split -- Percy Weasley in Florean Fortescue's with a Fruit or Vegetable
29. Before the Magic Fades -- Harry Potter in the Broom Shed with Knickers/Pants
30. Silken Fantasy -- Severus Snape in the Prefect's Bath with an Invisibility Cloak
31. Shot Across the Bows -- Viktor Krum on the Durmstrang Ship with Ice Mice
32. Carried Away -- Bill Weasley in the Beauxbaton Flying Carriage with a Chocolate Frog Card
33. Cluedo -- Sirius Black in the Restricted Section with a Wizarding Chess Piece
34. Weasley Has the King -- Rose Weasley in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes with a Wizarding Chess Piece
35. Taking the Chill Off -- Viktor Krum at Durmstrang with a Weasley Jumper
36. When the Snake's Away -- Sirius Black in Olivander's Wand Shop with a Magical, Singing Dildo
37. Hard at Work -- Harry Potter at Malfoy Manor with a Quill
38. The Perfect Future -- Gilderoy Lockhart in the DADA Classroom with an Enchanted Mirror
39. When the Wolf's Away -- Neville Longbottom in Greenhouse Five with a Mimbulus Mimbletonia
40. Ensnared -- Draco Malfoy in the Hogwarts Dungeons with Devil's Snare
41. The Fine Art of Broom Polishing -- Percy Weasley in the Minister of Magic's Office with a Broom Polishing Kit
42. Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 1 -- Severus -- Severus Snape in the Gryffindor Dorms with a Broomstick
43. A Letter of Thanks -- Hermione Granger in an Unused Classroom with a Christmas Cracker
44. Lily of the Lake -- Lily Evans at Hogwarts' Lake with a Magical Boat
45. Buttons -- Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with Snape's Buttons
46. Smashing Pumpkins -- Charlie Weasley at Hagrid's Hut with a Pumpkin
47. Auld Lang Syne -- Neville Longbottom in St. Mungos with a Chocolate Frog Card
48. Reflections -- Minerva McGonagall in the Room of Requirement with a Mirror
49. Effectively Choking the Chicken -- Severus Snape in the Headmaster's Office with a Rubber Chicken
50. Painting -- Antonin Dolohov in the DADA Classroom with an Enchanted Mirror
51. Not Your Ordinary Pair -- Percy Weasley in the Brain Room with Gloves
52. An Unexpected Sort of Scavenger Hunt -- Charlie Weasley in the Shrieking Shack with Padfoot's Collar
53. eternity and an hour -- Severus Snape in the Shrieking Shack with the Resurrection Stone
54. The Next Best Thing -- Sirius Black in Padfoot's Cave with a Dragon's Tooth
55. Taking Time Off -- Hermione Granger in the Hogwarts Library with Parchment
56. The Deal -- Remus Lupin in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with Extendable Ears
57. Longtime Companion -- Elphias Doge at Dumbledore's Tomb with a Wizarding Photograph
58. Cured -- Teddy Lupin in a Hidden Passageway with the Marauders' Map
59. Quick-Quotes Clichés -- Severus Snape on the Astronomy Tower with a Quick Quotes Quill
60. Poor, Poor Mistress -- Kreacher in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with Knickers
61. Giving Love a Little Nudge -- Neville Longbottom in the Forbidden Forest with a Mandrake
62. His Own Sun -- Sirius Black in Azkaban with a Golden Snitch
63. Magically Altered -- Severus Snape in the Headmaster's Office with a Riding Crop
64. Hands -- Scorpius Malfoy in Malfoy Manor with Omnioculars
65. For as Long as Your Walls Stand -- Salazar Slytherin in the Great Hall with a Candle
66. The Twelve Uses of Spello-Tape -- Charlie Weasley in the Hog's Head with Spello-Tape
67. Wistful Thinking -- Severus Snape in a Tent with Felix Felicis
68. A Chance Lost -- Albus Severus Potter in the Leaky Cauldron with Wizarding Pornography
69. Dress You Up in My Love -- Nymphadora Tonks at the Quidditch World Cup with a Weasley Jumper
70. Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands -- Harry Potter in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes with a Magical Sex Toy
71. The Unicorn Test -- Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Dorms with Wizarding Pornography
72. Luna Loves Good Trees -- Luna Lovegood at the Whomping Willow with a Magical Singing Dildo
73. Small But Perfectly Formed -- Neville Longbottom in the Gryffindor Dorms with a Viktor Krum Action Figure
74. Daydreams and Desires -- Percy Weasley in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Daydream Charm
75. Willing Surrender -- Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a Hair Ribbon
76. Getting Your Cock Sucked in London is Hard (wanking is just hard work) -- Cedric Diggory Leaning Against Nelson's Column with a Deluminator
77. Infatuation -- Harry Potter in the Quidditch Locker Room with a Pair of Knickers
78. Not One Word -- Lucius Malfoy in His Vault at Gringotts with a Flying Carpet
79. Walk a Mile in Her Shoes -- James Potter in a Secret Passageway with a Hair Ribbon
80. A Dare Affair -- Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a Magical Sex Toy
81. Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 -- Harry -- Harry Potter in Snape's Office with a Stirring Rod
82. Intermezzo -- Harry Potter in a Theatre with Harry's Glasses
83. Obsession -- Neville Longbottom in the Hogwarts Dungeons with Snape's Buttons
84. Replacing Memories -- Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a Time-Turner

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Poll #1892 Wanktastic Wankfest Voter's Choice Poll!
Open to: All, results viewable to: None

Best Wank ART (Male Character)

Best Wank ART (Female Character)

Most Hilarious Wank ART

Best Use of Prompt (Object and/or Location) in Wank ART

Best Wank FIC (Male Character)

Best Wank FIC (Female Character)

Most Hilarious Wank FIC

Best Use of Prompt (Object and/or Location) in a Wank FIC

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Also, don't forget that we've had two "bonus" pieces in the fest. These aren't included in the lists for voting, but be sure to check them out if you've missed them!

Free Period -- Severus Snape in the Potions Lab with Stockings (NWS art!)
A Glorious Day for a Hand Job -- Vincent Crabbe on the Hogwarts Express with the Hand of Glory (NWS art & fic!)

Have fun!

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	alisanne 2008-06-08 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	boggles Wow, you don't believe in making things easy, do you? Awesome, though. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wanking_mods 2008-06-08 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	It was all the awesome authors and artists who made it hard! :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snegurochka_lee 2008-06-09 09:23 am UTC (link)
	lol. WINNING PUN! :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alisanne 2008-06-09 10:38 am UTC (link)
	Ahahahahaha! I love you guys. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ragdoll 2008-06-09 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Wow -- that was not easy in the least. Which is good -- there were so many brilliant things to chose from! Thanks to both our fantastic mods for this fest. You guys were phenomenal! :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wanking_mods 2008-06-09 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	There were! I have no idea how anyone could possibly pick only one or two favorites. You're welcome! We certainly did our best. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ragdoll 2008-06-10 12:13 am UTC (link)
	It was very very hard to pick only a few. I actually waffled a long time before choosing the ones I did. You guys rocked. This is one of the best fests ever! :) I do hope you'll consider doing it again sometime in future. (Assuming I can ever find my writing brain again!) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harrysexxxmagic 2008-06-09 08:26 am UTC (link)
	BEST OF LUCK EVERYONE! This was E-X-T-R-E-A-M-L-Y Difficult! EVERY fic and art caused some emotion in me. You are ALL winners. Thank you so much Mystery Authors and Artists, and to the Mods WELL DONE! I applaude you ALL. Standing Ovation (Reply to this)

	sweetmelodykiss 2008-06-09 08:35 am UTC (link)
	Good luck to everyone! This was an awesome fest. I wish we could do it all again. Thank you mods for making this the most fun fest I've ever participated in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wanking_mods 2008-06-09 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! We're delighted you enjoyed it so much. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph

bonfoi
2008-06-09 10:41 am UTC (link)

For the mods who graced us with such a wonderful fest and Spell-O-Tape...

Sifting through the items left in Snape's desk, Harry Potter found a roll of Spell-O-Tape and a picture of Sirius Black...but this wasn't the godfather Harry had known: there was no haunted look nor any lank, long hair hiding his eyes. No, this man—teen, really—was bright-eyed with a short, stylish hair cut…and he had his arms around a smiling…Smiling! Who knew the greasy git had such mobile lips?!...Severus Snape whose face was soft and lightly blushing. The picture showed them kissing under the Whomping Willow and mugging for the camera.

Unconsciously rutting against the edge of the desk, Harry watched the picture’s characters petting and kissing and he realized how much he hadn’t known about either man. A tear escaped from his eye and flowed slowly down his cheek to splash on the photograph’s corner, startling the two wizards within its frame. Sirius pulled his Severus close and brushed at his face as if Snape had done the crying.

Harry sat down suddenly in the former Headmaster’s chair, the chair that Severus Snape had sat in and planned his own death. He grabbed the Spell-O-Tape and affixed the photograph to the single candlestick and watched the action change. The teens began snogging in earnest, shirts became pulled from trouser-bands and skin was exposed to Harry’s greedy, green eyes. He pushed the heel of his right hand down hard over the zipper of his blue jeans, shocked at how turned on Sirius and Snape’s contortions made him. He leaned back and slowly, gently unzipped his jeans to let his throbbing cock free.

The cool air of the Headmaster’s office caused him to goose-pimple a bit, but his right hand stroked the silky-hot skin of his prick as the left reached out but never touched the photograph where Sirius was mouthing Snape’s thin chest and leaving love-bites across its pale, smooth expanse. He moaned, a low rumble of sound that set his nerves to jangling. The young wizard’s fist clenched and unclenched in a pulsing rhythm as he watched the Gryffindor-Slytherin romance unfold before him.

When Snape’s thin fingers—unstained by potions—plucked at Sirius’ short hair, pulled his aristocratic head back and exposed the throbbing vein in his throat to his snaggle-toothed bite, Harry’s fist twisted around the knob of his prick and squeezed. When those teeth nipped and marked, and Sirius’ mouth opened in a silent ‘O’ of ecstasy, Harry couldn’t stop himself and he spurted over the desk and its drawers, a drop or two hitting the wizarding photograph and absorbing into the picture without a trace. Potter never noticed, except to see his teenaged godfather and his lover disappear from the frame but for their feet, then the action started all over again.

Crying as his flaccid cock cooled on his thigh, Harry wished with all the magic in his heart that he’d been able to see the two of them like that in real life. Now he knew that Snape had used his mother as a ‘beard’ to hide his love for Sirius; too bad something changed between the two of them. He grabbed his wand from the desktop and cast Scourgify to clear away the evidence, a sad smile on his face. Harry tucked himself back into his jeans and zipped himself away with a sigh and then stood up. He pulled the wizarding photograph off the candlestick and folded the Spell-O-Tape over to stick to itself; one last look and he tucked the picture into his own rucksack. He would lay it in Snape’s tomb, where the bloody git’s ghost would see it…and remember.

At the doorway, the young brunet paused and spoke into the room, “I hope you found him, Snape. You both deserved something good. Thank you both!” The door closed behind him and Harry Potter rode the spiral staircase for one last time, missing the two spectral voices that responded.

“Thanks, Pup!”

“Thank you, Potter!”

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	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph ladybahiya 2008-06-09 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Now this was beautiful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you...I thought so too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph eeyore9990 2008-06-09 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	blushes That made me smile. Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph torino10154 2008-06-09 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	What a lovely, sad wank! Beautiful job. sniff (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Now that the posting is all done, I felt a bit bereft; there's so much talent and now we have to wait for the next go 'round. I was crying and sniffling as I finished writing it, still a little misty-eyed. Thank you for your kind words. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	For the mods, I had to do a good job! Glad you enjoyed it, too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph alisanne 2008-06-09 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Awww! So very sweet and lovely! :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	huggles Thanks! I was teary as the fest is over...and this came about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph majmunka 2008-06-09 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, so hot and sad. Very nice. sigh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. With the fest over, I just had to do one more wank, and since the mods are so lovely for putting up with us...they get the last wank! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph sweetmelodykiss 2008-06-09 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, that was so beautiful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! Sirius and Severus just popped into my head and wanted their romance to shown. I'll probably post this over at snack_attack after final reveals. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph wanking_mods 2008-06-09 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! Did you do some digging and find out that both mods are Snack enthusiasts, or was this just a happy coincidence? ;) Great comment wank porn! It's bittersweet, but with a happy ending for all -- no pun intended. ;) Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the fest! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-09 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I myself am an appreciator of Snack...it's just serendipity that they wanted to be written about. Glad I could gift you both with something wank-worthy! Thank you both so much for your hard work, your posting schedule, and your plain ol' love of wank! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph harrysexxxmagic 2008-06-12 06:45 am UTC (link)
	It's too hot to cry and get upset. I had to use my inhaler. This was so sweet, hoTTT and heartrenchingly beautiful.I loved the ending. Thank you for one final wank. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-12 10:50 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph whitestar 2008-06-12 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Awwwww, sniff (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-12 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's how I felt at the end of Wankfest... Thank you for reading! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph elethian 2008-06-12 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Sirius pulled his Severus close and brushed at his face as if Snape had done the crying. Ohhh...that's so sweet! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry Potter in the Headmaster’s Office with a Wizarding Photograph bonfoi 2008-06-12 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for the kind words, and for reading. I'm glad I could do this for the mods. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-06-09 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	erm... =( i would like to vote but there is no box to put in numbers... could it be because i'm from livejournal and i don't have insanejournal maybe? do i also have to be watching the community? please help=( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wanking_mods 2008-06-09 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	You have to have an IJ to vote in the poll. However, if you'd like to email in your votes, we'll take them that way! It's wanking.mods@gmail.com; just put something about "votes" in the subject line. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ladybahiya 2008-06-09 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	Since this was only the second fest of any type I've participated in, I want to thank the Mods, Authors and Artists who made the whole thing so much fun. I had a blast. (Reply to this)

	eeyore9990 2008-06-09 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, that was hard enough to wank with! (Reply to this)

	majmunka 2008-06-09 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, dear Mods, for the awesome fest. (And for your quick response for my wish. Worked as charm :D) (Reply to this)

	stellamoon 2008-06-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you to the mods for putting on such a great fest. It was a blast to participate in, and I think the prompt selection process really made it a lot of fun. I definitely want to do this again. I haven't read all the fics yet, so if I vote now, can I change my vote later before the voting deadline? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wanking_mods 2008-06-09 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! We're delighted people seem to have enjoyed it! Yes, you can change your vote up until the deadline; we won't start tallying up the votes until then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lee_west 2008-06-09 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	This was a wonderful fest - thank you so much for running it, and I hope there's a Number Two next year. (Reply to this)

	blpaintchart 2008-06-10 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, lovely mods, for running such a superb fest. (Reply to this)

	nimrod_9 2008-06-10 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Dear Mods, Thanks for the wonderful wank!! I didn't get to ready any of it until June but it was fabulous and so was the way the prompts were done!! Thanks! (Reply to this)

	kabal42 2008-06-10 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	That is the hardest vote I've ever cast! (Reply to this)

	pingrid 2008-06-11 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	There was just so much good art and writing in this fest that it really was near impossible to choose just a few for the vote! Thank you to everyone - to the mods for running it, to the artists and writers for contributing so much good stuff, and to everyone who commented and recced and just lounged around for making it such a fun and pleasant fest! :D (Reply to this)

	romaine24 2008-06-11 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	That was difficult but fun. As I was skimming through the selections again, it was amazing the range of emotions expressed in the fics and art. Some made LOL, others were oh so hot, and then some made you want to cry. A great fest and so well run. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	romaine24 2008-06-11 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	God, I hate not being able to edit comments. Arg! Excuse the pseudo English. (Reply to this) (Parent)