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wanking_mods ([info]wanking_mods) wrote in [info]hp_wankfest,
@ 2008-06-05 17:00:00

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Gilderoy Lockhart in the Hogwarts Staff Room with an Action Figure
Title: "Professor, there is a delivery for you in the Staff Room!"
Artist: [info]jin_fenghuang
Character: Lockhart
Location: staff room
Object: action figure
Other Characters: NA
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: crack humor
Art Details: paper, pencil, caffeine
Disclaimer: If WB or JKR really wants to produce this, I want a cut.

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[info]dark0feenix
2008-06-05 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant! Funny and so very fitting to the character in question. LockHARD indeed. :D

with free autographed photograph*
Ahahaha!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 10:24 pm UTC

[info]kabal42
2008-06-05 05:59 pm UTC (link)
*ROFL* Brilliant! I love this so very much *G* You simply killed me ded, dear artist :-D Oh, the levels of self-love Lockhart goes to *Snickers*

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 10:29 pm UTC

[info]arcadian_dream
2008-06-05 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Complete and utter GENIUS!

I adore Lockhart's supremely self-satisfied smirk on the box, by the way, hee.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 10:30 pm UTC

[info]celandineb
2008-06-05 08:03 pm UTC (link)
ROTFLMAO!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 10:32 pm UTC

[info]romaine24
2008-06-05 08:04 pm UTC (link)
OMG that is hilarious! I love the sappy smirk on his face and then whoa, ten inches of fun with LockHard. *dies*

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 10:35 pm UTC

[info]iulia_linnea
2008-06-05 08:04 pm UTC (link)
OMG, this is so gloriously wrong that it's right! I love it. *snickers at name* And such lovely bollocks, too. *dances*

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 10:51 pm UTC

[info]alisanne
2008-06-05 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Ahahahaahaahah!
OMG that is simply brilliant. *giggles madly*
Nice pose. And OMG you do amazing feet, mystery artist.
Awesome!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-16 11:54 pm UTC

[info]ships_harry
2008-06-05 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Hah, just you try and be anonymous with such a distinctive style and an equally distinctive sense of humour :D.

Win, win, win! I lurve, in particular, the wrinkles on the sole of his foot, his crinkled belly, and all the different textures on his clothes :D. Awesome!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-18 07:24 am UTC

[info]rickey_a
2008-06-05 08:14 pm UTC (link)
FTW!
I love the ad-copy on the box! Excellent work.

The first thing that popped into my head- He's got his head up his arse so why not yours?

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(no subject) - [info]r_grayjoy, 2008-06-05 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-18 07:59 am UTC

[info]venturous
2008-06-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
bwa ha ha! you bloody genius, you!

LockHARD,rofl! am loving his smirk on the box.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 03:46 am UTC

[info]r_grayjoy
2008-06-06 01:21 am UTC (link)
Balls! LMAO

Sheer brilliance. This is truly the height of narcissism!

I adore Lockhart's self-satisfied little smile, and all the detailing in the different fabrics of his clothes. The wanking pose is awesome, and for some reason I love the foot.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:08 am UTC

[info]sivullinen
2008-06-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
*dies and goes to crack!heaven*

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:30 am UTC

[info]alwaysasnapefan
2008-06-06 02:25 am UTC (link)
What a gorgeous demonstration!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:32 am UTC

[info]majmunka
2008-06-06 03:56 am UTC (link)
You are brilliant, not-so-mysterious-artist! :D
*laughingmadly* I love the text as much as the drawing. Excellent, both.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:37 am UTC

[info]bewarethesmirk
2008-06-06 03:58 am UTC (link)
LMAO. Fabulous.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-06-19 10:56 am UTC

[info]harrysexxxmagic
2008-06-06 06:48 am UTC (link)
O
M
F
G
This is beyond brilliant. I love LockHARD * with free autographed Photo. I wonder if Weasley Wicked Wizards from another wankfest story here would carry that.

10 inches of wizarding fun plus the other features. Bloody Hell I'd love one of Draco and Harry.

This was amazing it took me a moment for my eyes to take everything in and when it did, I laughed so hard that I almost wet myself and not from excitment.

I love this!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrysexxxmagic, 2008-06-24 06:01 pm UTC

[info]torino10154
2008-06-06 07:14 am UTC (link)
LMAO! Absolutely brilliant! That is some hot wanking-guh! but all the Lockhart self-love is just too awesome. Well done.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:58 am UTC

[info]sweetmelodykiss
2008-06-06 08:04 am UTC (link)
OMG, funny and brilliant! That was awesome!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 07:59 am UTC

[info]centaury_squill
2008-06-06 09:04 am UTC (link)
Hee, this is great! Love your Art Details, too - caffeine explains a lot :D

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:00 am UTC

[info]eeyore9990
2008-06-06 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahahahahaa!!! YAY!! I want one! LOL!!!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:02 am UTC

[info]shellydkitty
2008-06-06 05:03 pm UTC (link)
*giggles uncontrollably*

This is such a fantastic use of that prompt! omg, pleasure of heroes. Hahahahaa *dies*

I love every bit of this!

And of course Lockhart would provide an autographed photo for wanking material. Hee!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:05 am UTC

[info]snegurochka_lee
2008-06-06 06:03 pm UTC (link)
HOT-SPOT SEEKING ARMS!

*dying*

This is fantastic!!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:06 am UTC

[info]lilithilien
2008-06-06 07:04 pm UTC (link)
ROTFLMAO! Oh that is brilliant! You so deserve a cut when they come out with these!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:08 am UTC

[info]unbroken_halo
2008-06-06 07:14 pm UTC (link)
LOL! That's just fantastic! Lockhard indeed.

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:11 am UTC

[info]sassy_cissa
2008-06-07 09:01 pm UTC (link)
ROTFLMAO!!

Priceless!

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(no subject) - [info]jin_fenghuang, 2008-06-19 08:13 am UTC

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