#cultureic

WHO: Lily, Remus, Sirius and Harry
WHAT: Harry hits a milestone/figures out how to get out of naptime
WHEN: Sometime in 2017
WHERE: G13's old haunt
WARNINGS: None!

( “Harry’s room! Come RIGHT NOW!” her whispered urgent patronus said, the silver doe galloping off to find Remus and Sirius. )

Who: Robin Proudfoot, with a few mentions of others as cameos
When: 2034 (text), 2017-2035 (dividers)
What: Whatever happened to Katy Jane Robin?
Notes: I'm not 100% happy with this, but I also don't like leaving a character in the wind. There's a little blood in one of the pictures and Robin's usual language if that bothers people. There's very choppy pacing and it goes back and forth in terms of timelines. I tried not to step on anyone's toes and only referenced characters where I knew what happened to them/what the player planned but if I did, I apologise and can edit. Employ some suspension of disbelief since AS is not going to be 40 any time soon. This is also pure self indulgent fluff with a heap of ambiguity, so don't say I didn't warn you.

( So long and thanks for all the fish. )

WHO:Bertie & Terrence Higgs, Tiberius & Cormac McLaggen
WHAT: Snap-shot into simple times
WHEN: Ten years later
WHERE: Norfolk Island
WARNINGS: Language. I found this in my gdocs and thought it was too cute not to post.

( Cormac is many things, Bertie, but a Ravenclaw he is not )

WHO: Agnes Cresswell & Lavinia Borgin
WHAT: Some kind of equilibrium.
WHEN: Now and future
WHERE: England, Turkey, Israel

( You’ll still be here when I get back. Right? )

WHO: Elizabeth Higgs, Phillip Avery
WHAT: Old frenemies meet on the moors
WHEN: Seven years later
WHERE: Rannoch Moor
WARNINGS: Language, some wizardly medical description

( He was thirty-one now, she realised: the same age she’d been during the war. )

WHO: The Weird Sisters
WHAT: Do The Hippogriff
WHEN: Early summer 2030
WHERE: An outdoor concert venue near Hogsmeade

( Can you dance like a hippogriff? Yeah! )

WHO: Ludo & Gawain
WHEN: Post-game
WHERE: Many places
SUMMARY: The end
WARNINGS: Link leads out of IJ's servers!

( We’re gonna have to get a swear jar. )

WHO: Alastor Gumboil and others.
WHAT: A farewell to hiraeth (aka. years of dad jokes catch up with him).
WHEN: Post-game.
WHERE: Various.
WARNINGS: Sappiness ahoy.

( No-one deserved to feel left behind. )

WHO: Lavinia Borgin, with mentions of Louise Wilkes
WHAT: Tying up loose ends.
WHERE: A DMLE interrogation room
WARNINGS: Some profanity; first-person present-tense nonsense.

( We’re not responsible for what our clients do with our products after they leave the shop. )

WHO: Niamh O'Shea
WHAT: Endings and beginnings
WHEN: Post-game, for a vague period of about a year and a half.
WARNINGS: Sadness, drinking, depression themes

( Maybe you should get up off the sofa. )

WHO: Emmeline Vance
WHEN: An ambiguous period of time picking up right after the final battle.
WHERE: Everywhere.
SUMMARY: An epilogue.
WARNINGS: Well. Surely you didn't think this would be HAPPY.

( We won the war. What was it all for? )

WHO: The Barbarys and a special guest
WHAT: Family time
WHEN: Soon
WHERE: Near their new home
WARNINGS: It's really sappy

( What do you think we should name her? )

WHO: Clara Avery, with mentions of others.
WHAT: An epilogue of sorts.
WHEN: Post-game, both months and years.
WHERE: Various.
WARNINGS: None.

( Was everything worth it? )

WHO: Reginald Avery, mentions of others.
WHAT: Just some random scenes post-Obliviation disaster.
WHEN: Months after the fall of Voldemort.
WARNINGS: Mentions of crimes, mind magic.

( Oftentimes Reginald wondered where his friends were. )

WHO: Philip Avery et al.
WHAT: An epilogue
WHEN: Post-game
WHERE: DMLE holding cells, court rooms, and elsewhere
WARNINGS: A deeply self-indulgent capstone to the past year and a half!

( No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true. )

WHO: Pip Avery & Peter Pettigrew
WHAT: A reunion
WHEN: Post-game
WHERE: Prison
WARNINGS: Some language

( Look, Pete… I’m glad you’re alive. )

WHO: Abel Meadowes and SIrius Black
WHAT: Discussing Gi and Dorcas’ absence and their legacies
WHERE: The Meadowes School
WHEN: 4 February
WARNINGS: None

( Without Gi and Dorcas, the school looked like a different place. )

WHO: Amelia Bones and Broderick Bode
WHAT: Voldemort is dead.
WHEN: Backdated, Friday night of the final battle
WHERE: DMLE offices
WARNINGS: none!

( It's over? )

WHO: Alastor Gumboil.
WHAT: Some well-earned peace and quiet.
WHEN: Tonight.
WHERE: Home.
WARNINGS: Nah, I'm just a completionist.

( It was a quiet night. )

PLACEHOLDER HERE FOR LUCA/JORDY LOG!!!

WHO: Robin Proudfoot and Elsie Flint
WHAT: Some “convenient” explanations
WHERE: A DMLE interrogation room
WHEN: This afternoon, 31 January
WARNINGS: Talk of murder

( Tell you what. You can talk to me about super secret murder squads and while you’re rotting in gaol, I’ll go get a makeover. How’s that? )

TO: Goliath

[1] Hey
[2] [.......] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wkuqRFXNvI

TO: Emmeline Vance
FROM: Unknown Number

[1] Hello? Emmeline?
[2] This is Janice Dearborn, I don't know if you have my #
[3] Gren & I were called back from Frisco
[4] Could you meet us at the magic hospital? Mungaloids?
[5] Mungo's. Gren says it said Mungo's out front.
[6] The sooner the better, I think

TO: Mundungus Fletcher
FROM: Unknown Number

[1] Hello? Mr. Fletcher?
[2] This is Janice Dearborn, Caradoc and Cynthia Dearborn's mother
[3] I know this is sudden, but would you please come to the hospital?
[4] Your magical one, of course.

Who: Andy and Roz Savage (because I already miss them).
What: Stupid siblingy things.
When: Some time this afternoon probably. Or yesterday.
Where: Their flat in Bristol.
Warnings: A swear or two?
Status: Complete!

( You LIKE England? )

WHO: Octavius Pepper & producer Andronicus Waddlesworth,
WHEN: Tuesday, January 31st.
WHERE: Brews and Stews Café, Hogsmeade.
SUMMARY: What's next for Octavius Pepper?


( Vigilantes are so hot right now. )

WHO: Leslie Jugson & Rita Skeeter
WHAT: With the writing on the wall, Leslie starts finalizing his escape plans.
WHEN: BACKDATED to the 26th of January
WHERE: Leslie & Rita's flat
WARNINGS: None except for the corniest reference I have ever made.

( You could come with me, if you wanted… )

WHO: Amelia Bones & Special Guest
WHAT: A Reunion
WHEN: Jan 31st, mid-morning
WHERE: DMLE offices
WARNINGS: Nah :3

( Visitors? )

WHO: Afon & Cora Jones
WHEN: backdated to January 30, morning
WHERE: St Mungo's
SUMMARY: Aftermath.
WARNINGS: A sloth

( “Please tell me you brought an actual hoverboard so I can get out of here.” )

Who: Julia, Natalie, Hannah and Henry Abbott.
What: This is my first wrap up post. It's mushy.
When: January through March.
Where: The Abbott home(s).
Status: Complete!

( “Are you just saying this so I’ll come home?” )

WHO: Adam Goldstein and Tiberius McLaggen.
WHAT: Two important conversations.
WHEN: 23rd January (after Herc's obliviation) and 27th January (after the Final Battle).
WHERE: Their home in Nunhead; the DMLE; the London Eye.
WARNINGS: Feelings.

( I'll go anywhere with you. )

WHO: Remus and Lyall Lupin
WHAT: Ten phone calls. This is my new format ok.
WHEN: October - present
WARNINGS: Talk of death

( He's dead. )

WHO: Barnabas Cuffe.
WHAT: Taking advantage of his newfound freedom.
WHEN: Today.
WHERE: Ollivander’s, Diagon Alley.
WARNINGS: Not bees.

( I’ll take it. )

WHO: Juana Gamp & Demetrius Ollivander
WHEN: Today!
WHERE: Gamp Manor.
WHAT: A change will do you good. Endgame!
WARNINGS: None!

( Running away to Paris, hmm? )

Who: Andy Savage and Robin Proudfoot
What: Robin relays some info from a certain interrogation. It does not end well.
When: This afternoon..ish.
Where: The DMLE
Warnings: Lots and lots of foul mouths, as per usual. Various references to injuries, curses, inferi and the like.
Status: Complete!

( “It’s cute that you think he’ll ever let you ‘get to the bottom’ of it.” )

( Delivered to the Meadowes family. )

WHO: Ellis Jugson and Lily Potter ft. Harry Potter.
WHAT: An exclusive interview!
WHEN: 29 January 2017, Afternoon.
WHERE: WWN studios!
WARNINGS: Nope!

( I’m pleased to introduce Lily Potter, and her son, Harry. Hello, Lily  thank you for joining us this afternoon. )

WHO: Robin Proudfoot and Jonah Yaxley
WHAT: The start of selling out
WHERE: DMLE interrogation rooms
WHEN: 29th January
WARNINGS: None?

( well done on your murder or maiming. )

WHO: Archer & Aurora Sinistra.
WHAT: Siblings; endings and beginnings.
WHEN: Recently.
WHERE: Shetland Islands.
WARNINGS: Images, not strictly linear; it’s short, though!

( It always came down to love, didn’t it? )

WHO: Robin Proudfoot
WHAT: Robin Proudfoot vs the magic world. Thirty moments that couldn’t have happened without magic.
WHEN: 1989 - today.
WHERE: Bristol, Hogwarts, Ministry, you name it.
WARNINGS: Self indulgence. References to deaths. Variety of names.

( I’m not going to get lectured by a hat that I bet no one has even checked for head lice in the last thousand years! )

( DAILY PROPHET: JANUARY 28, 2017 )

TO: Suz (Disconnected)

[1] I know this won't go through or anythin'
[2] But he's dead.
[3] I dunno if you are or if you got out or what happened.
[4] I didn't want ye to have to live through all this or anything when ye could be elsewhere, but I miss ye a lot.
[5] I don't got Knockturn anymore, I don't even have two hands.
[6] You got any idea how hard it is ta hext with one hand?
[7] There's only a couple o' people I'm close to anymore.
[8] But Voldemort's dead
[9] So I hope that brings ye some peace.

WHO: Eudoxia Summers & Archer Sinistra.
WHAT: In which Doxia is A Mum, and visits her friend in the hospital.
WHEN: Backdated to Tuesday, January 24th.
WHERE: St Mungo's.
WARNINGS: Nah, it's just cute.

( Worrying is time consuming. But I’m here to co-worry, so you don’t have to do all of it by yourself. )

WHO: Rodolphus Lestrange, Jonah Yaxley & Lina Johnson, ft Hitchcock
WHAT: Things go wrong when Jonah gets moved.
WHEN: 28 January, 2017
WHERE: DMLE Holding Cells
WARNINGS: Violence

( Traitor. )

WHO: Alastor Gumboil & Nico Barbary
WHAT: Another in a long history of hospital visits
WHEN: Morning, January 28
WHERE: St. Mungo's
WARNINGS: References to the events (and injuries) of the night before

( He knew Nico was not the touchy-feely sort, but they’d just trounced a hell of a lot of Death Eaters, and Alastor felt that called for a hearty embrace. )

[sent last night]
To: Gawain

[1] Checking in babe
[2] Can't help but work myself into bloody knots when you're out there these days
[3] Love you

WHO: Johna Dawlish, Natalya Dolohov, and Finn Williamson
WHAT: Meanwhile
WHEN: 24 - 27 January
WHERE: Everywhere
WARNINGS: :)

( Fifteen minutes, remember? )

WHO: Johna Dawlish and Wendeline Toke
WHAT: good-byes
WHEN: early evening, 26 January
WHERE: Wendeline’s flat
WARNINGS: nah

( So what now? )

[after these hoots]

To: Team Tiny but Mighty (Savage 🌩️ & Lou ☀️️)

[1] WWN's got you and Lou playing a three legged race with the Death Eater hobbit
[2] Tell me you're both at St. Mungo's right now

To: Beth🐞

[1] 1000% fine just dealing with arrests
[2] I'll find you when I've got 2 mins to spare

TO: Cariad 💍 💞

[1] Hey.
[2] Where are you? Are you all right?
[3] I hit my head pretty hard.

TO: Ellis Jugson
FROM: Clara Avery

( spoilers! )